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the year is 2050. and American psycho has gone WOKE!!
Pierce & Pierce is now Fierce & Fierce.
David van Patten is now GAYvid van Patten
Mcdermott is now McDEMIBOY
Patrick Bateman is now PATRICK BATEMAN.
Luis carruthers
Paul Owen is now PRIDE Owen
Jean is now QUEEN 馃槰馃槰
Timothy Price is no longer priceless... hes PRIDEFUL
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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Anyone else think it would be nice or is it just me and Brian Wilson?
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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...
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when i was a kid i pretended I had gone through a painting that my grandparents had in their studio into some mirror world, so whenever i felt as if there was some core separation between me and the world i would blame it on my being in the painting world that i wasn't from. to this day, maybe once a year I will be on a walk or sitting with friends and I will think "how many years has it been, no one suspects a thing"
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Sleeping Beauty: The Ballet Story by Marian Horosko, 1994.
Art by Todd. L.W. Doney.
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its so fun to make a character whose moral compass is not actually based on their own personal ideals but is a poor imitation of a more grounded person they care about. if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. idgaf about this problem but my best friend WILL get mad at me if i don't help solve it
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