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me and my friend are storm and death wizards respectively and i made these and i think these should be real spells for us to use. please.

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you can now enter people's houses whenever you want, even if theyre not on castle tours or your friend's list. there is no way to remove a player from your house. additionally, now they spawn into your house every time they log on until they go somewhere else. no, you can't spawn in your own house. people make a game out of camping in houses for weeks at a time.

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I woke up in a cold sweat at 4 AM and had to make this before the vision faded

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have you ever been on ao3 and thought to yourself "man i wish my ao3 looked more like one of the magic schools from the hit mmorpg wizard101..."

well now it can!!

"but cosmos!" i hear you say "what if i want my ao3 to look like one of the astral schools! or shadow magic!"

don't worry

i got you covered

so if you were wanting to use a wizard101 themed site skin here you go!

the code originated and was slightly edited from tealtiam's teal skin with stars as well as ao3commentoftheday's glowy dark mode skin for the faint glow. here's a google doc with links to the CSS's and a (probably bad) installation guide!

EDIT: i made some pirate101 skins to go along with them that you can also find on the google doc :}

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"You're level __ and you can't do [thing] yet? what have you even been doing?"

It may surprise you, you cocked up little shit, but some people play video games for FUN.

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The first arc: A Summary

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aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?

i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).

anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.

as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.

(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)

my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.

edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly

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the complete and utter psychological torment of having a Wizard101 spell stuck in your head….,,,,

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arthur wethersfield picketing alone outside of merle ambrose’s castle with a sign saying “HOUSING FOR ALL”

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*Slots my wand into my staff like a shotgun shell*

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more chat logs from these accursed games

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well you see ma'am, funny thing! i've not been able to attend classes because i was designated a child soldier

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I'm so glad classic mode exists

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oh god, somehow the Arc 1 vinyls sold out within 5 minutes.

only 500 were produced

ah. ok.....

Respawned Records and Kingsisle are planning to do a repress in the later future. Stay tuned from both of them for an update.

please, please, please have a purchase limit next time

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I'm 100% gonna out myself as cringe here.

BUT I would love to follow more Wizard101 blogs (that game has a special place in my heart) so if you're a Wizzy blog, or even post of Wizzy stuff, lemme know!!