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thinking about the guild wars 2 end of dragons concept art again.

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What driving feels like

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not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

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got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

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sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

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Alison Friend - Kevin - He loved The Blue Ones Best, 2024 - Printed on 300gsm smooth rag fine art paper

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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

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gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct

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[This is a story about Fate and Agency... And sexy pirates and monsters and the most reckless Princess alive]

Read the comic for free here! Hope you enjoy ^_^

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When I was a server, I worked with a girl that I'll call Beatrice. She was nice enough, but many of my interactions with her left me scratching my head and thinking, "Surely, you cannot be this clueless?"

I would often help her balance out her cash and tips at the end of the night - a feat for which she thought me a wizard. Our chef loved to mess with her and once convinced her that steak wasn't dairy free because it came from cows.

But really the icing on the cake happened one night when she ran up to me, clearly in distress, and said, "Oh my god. I was thirsty, so I took a drink, but then I swallowed an ice cube! Am I going to be ok?!"

I froze. I blinked. I stared into her eyes that were saucers of fear and concern. "Yes, Beatrice," I said, "Ice cubes are just frozen water. Your body will melt it into water in your stomach."

Her shoulders dropped as she sighed with relief, "Oh thank god. I was so worried I'd have to go to the hospital." She sauntered off with a spring in her step, all earthly anxieties assuaged in that moment.

I stared after her, and then promptly got chided for forgetting to bring bread to a table.

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filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”

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I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

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Since first one was really popular, here is my next vampire comic. This one is inspired by old anime and....it is the tale about me and my friend and our love for vampire romances :D

(I put both of my comics on Gumroad if you want to support me https://chechula.gumroad.com/ ....well, it is same thing as here just in the PDF x_x )