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Pit: Hey guess what

Dark Pit: Shut up

Pit: Okay

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Dark Pit

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I made abaad joke/headcanon about Pit and Pittoo being identical twins. Except Palutena dyed Pittoo's hair black because she couldn't tell the difference. Can you please draw something of this bad joke I made?--

twin bros…… interesting

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Pit, about to fall off Final Destination: OH, GOD, PITTOO, HELP-

Dark Pit, jokingly but sounding serious: Long live the king.

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I dunno why, but Joker and Pittoo COULD be bros lol. They just have black hair and depending on the scene for Joker, red eyes. XD

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Dark Pit takes advantage of Arsene’s wings! Got this idea after seeing Joker’s Smash moveset

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family photo time

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As I wait for nintendo e-shop to go back up, have some joker with dark pit and color swap joker/crow

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World of Light + Dharkon side effects.

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Joker: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Dark Pit: These are Pokemon cards.

Joker: You get a Bidoof. It means fuck you.

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Dark Pit aka Mr. Sarcastic

Toon Link: Okay, Wario. Where’s Bowser hiding?

Wario: Heh. You runts will never get me to talk!

Dark Pit: You better. Or else I’m gonna get….(grins menacingly)…sarcastic.

Wario, scared: He’s hiding in New Donk City by the main building! He has a whole fortress of Koopa’s ready! That’s all I know, honest!

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Pit: Man, I’m starving. Lets go get some burgers, Pittoo!

Palutena: Don’t you two think of anything other than burgers?

Dark Pit: Not unless we have to.

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Pandora: You’re alive only because I had the Mirror of Truth! Don’t try to deny your master, Dark Pit. I’m far better than Palutena!

Dark Pit: ….Does the phrase, “Go suck a lemon” hold any meaning to you?

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Sonic: That was almost too easy!

Bowser turns into Giga Bowser

Dark Pit: I really wish you’d stop saying stuff like that!

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Birthdays

headcanons, of course

Viridi: March 20 (she is 4.5 billion as of post time) (age of Earth, duh)

Palutena: Easter (she is 13.6 billion as of post time) (age of the first star, AKA, the first light source)

Pit: December 19 (the day he dabuted) (i’ll change this later)

Dark Pit: March 22 (the day he debuted) (I’ll change this later)

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Bun bun!

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Dark Pit: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Lady Palutena: You say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Pittoo. You’re already on the Christmas card.

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Joker:

Joker: WHAT EVEN IS THIS STAGE!?

*The stage has so little land and the floor is on fire*

Mario: Maybe that was a bit too much

Dark Pit: Needs more fire.

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If Dark Pit was actually with the League of Villains

Pit: Why didn’t you kill me that day….weren’t you going to break our bond?! Blapi!!!

Dark Pit, staring down at him from a higher platform: The reason is simple. It’s not that I couldn’t break it, Pit.

(flash back)

Ganondorf: Like me, you may be one of the few who can use god-like powers. You were able to use a Goddess’ power to fly without any assistance. There is more power inside of you. But to unlock it there is a task you must accomplish….

Ganondorf: You must kill the ones you care deeply about.

(flashback end)

Dark Pit: I just couldn’t stand the idea of attaining power by following the old man’s footsteps. I spared you life on a whim. Nothing more. (walks off)

Pit: BLAPI!!!!!!!