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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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update: smoothie king paid me back outta nowhere. 9 dollars 9 times. thanks guys i am giggling a little bit

help me please im so embarrassed i just really wanted a smoothie but the website glitched out and now i got charged for 9 smoothies and i have to dispute the charge. this is so scary i just wanted a smoothie iswear

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the other problem is that i lost the card I used like 6 months ago so it is only saved in Apple Pay. which won’t tell me the card number. i had to pull the number from saved cards in SAFARI and somehow managed to summon the security code from my memories through sheer willpower.

then the phone guy asked me for my social security and i immediately forgot it and went UHHHHHHHH. for like 10 seconds before i remembered

help me please im so embarrassed i just really wanted a smoothie but the website glitched out and now i got charged for 9 smoothies and i have to dispute the charge. this is so scary i just wanted a smoothie iswear

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help me please im so embarrassed i just really wanted a smoothie but the website glitched out and now i got charged for 9 smoothies and i have to dispute the charge. this is so scary i just wanted a smoothie iswear

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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that’s amazing and yes i absolutely would

you wouldn’t download a #grian.

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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Complaining about how Eugene cut Rapunzel’s hair is so booooooooooooooooooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

It looks so cute and hair is often cut to let go of the past and embracing change so trimming her ends wouldn’t be so dramatic not to mention he was literally stabbed and dying

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Casey's Supes Problem

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When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

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tragedy enjoyers when the tragedy is tragic ^-^

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aos text posts! ft coulson

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It just occurred to me that Yoyo never actually met Ward. Like, she met Hive, but she never met the actual Ward, not even in the framework. Which is just so crazy to me because Ward was such an important character for four seasons, and Yoyo was also an important character for four seasons, but they never met, and Ward had hung over the heads of that team for years but Elena never had to deal with him. Lucky her.

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Another thing I'll always love Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. for is how they expand the roles of minor characters

Think Gideon Malick. You ask most Marvel fans who the hell he is and they'll probably say they don't know. You ask them if they remember the guy from the first Avengers film who sent a nuke at New York, and they'll be like "oh! That bitch!"

Malick is a character everyone knows but they don't know his name, the guy the fandom pokes fun at (for good reason), and yet this guy who was so willing to blow up millions of people is never expanded upon in the movies

But AoS does. They take this minor character and create a story for him. A story that not only fits perfectly with what he wanted to do in "Avengers", but also fits with the lore they've created. It all works so so well

They do this with their own characters, too. Piper and Davis were mere background characters in s3 with a line or two, but by s6, you have an absolutely gut wrenching scene where (SPOILERS) Piper is forced to watch as Izel kills Davis

The writers are just so smart with all of this. They know how to take existing characters and expand their roles in the show (Marvel Disney+ shows could NEVER) as well as make original ones who start out small and make them into a big deal by the end

Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancheroen, my heart to you <3