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I’m so glad my mom listened to this stuff when I was a kid
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got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
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My family wasn’t fit for me
Still love em from afar
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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“I don’t know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.”
— Meeeee (via queenxkimberly)
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What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.
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11.30.18
How Barack proposed to Michelle.
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reblog if you want big tiddy tumblr back
((without the pedophiles))
((or nazis))
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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