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gay person: haha hetties amirite

cishet: this is literally why people hate gays. this is why homophobia happens. this is why gays go through systematic and institutionalized oppression. you wanna know why your kind gets murdered?? look at the tumblr post you made on june 4th, 2018-

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literally nothing comes from California that can’t be found in better quality (and probably cheaper) anywhere else

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gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

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Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

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clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

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i went on photography adventures today and

as it should be

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simba: i ran away from home

timon: that’s so sad pumbaa play hakuna matata

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Me: a poor New Driver just trying to switch lanes

The asshole behind me that has decided I am Not Valid and must be stopped:

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#me always

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meirl

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what’s the mood for june?? // nyc dyke march (06.24.18)

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queer eye? oh you mean

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god i wish i was a tasteless straight person so the queer eye fab 5 would come hang out with me

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what’s that one movie that has you like “that’s MY movie” ?