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Magic the Gathering is doing an original outer space magical sci fi setting next and dropped preview art of what APPEARS to be the sickest fucking dragon that will ever exist in media ever again, and I know you're thinking, "nah, it can't be that cut and dry, there's a LOT of raw as hell dragons out there, and I, a more experienced dragon aficionado, already have a counter-example locked and loaded for the contentious comment I expect to leave once this dragon of yours fails to knock my socks off as much as the blorbo in question," but while it is okay to think that, you might actually stop thinking that and instead think the same thing I just said about this dragon once you have looked at it. at the picture of the dragon.

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All the little quips and references in Edge of Eternities feel clever and not overly forced, and I'm particularly fond of this one.
They still call it Hawking radiation in the Edge. Not named after Stephen Hawking, no, since he doesn't exist in this universe. But literal hawks.
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My explanation for why you suddenly lose control over the mimi kris after it leaves the screen (gaster is off screen while this happens)
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
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"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster
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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take
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Oh. That's al gore. That's al gore and my comfort character
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The Golden Girls – 5.26: The Presidents Coming! The Presidents Coming!
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