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...I shall live vicariously through you as we brace for some unusually cold weather for this time of year. Please write some warmth over our end of the pond. Prudence has been complaining today for her new gowns are not designed for the wet weather we have been experiencing. El and I got caught in a rain storm whilst reading under the apple tree in the garden the other day, we were quite well but our books unfortunately bare less forgiving damage. As you can imagine, my mama was distraught as we trudged our wet and muddied silks through the halls, those of which had only been collected from the modiste just a few hours prior. I must say with the shade of scarlet she turned, I thought she may combust entirely. I probably angered her further by laughing at her reaction but I could not help it.

Yours truly,

Penelope

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Ah, yes. Me. My Boyfriend. And his 500 snoring children.

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ngl, the greatest surprise of Episode 5 was that Dankworth could read

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obsessed with the fact that portia "love is make believe" featherington ended up with the 3 biggest wife guy sons-in-law

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Kanan: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Hera: That's great, Kanan. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.

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Guys, I don’t think I can explain how in love I am with Kanan Jarrus. Like, I know he’s a fictional character, but I am legitimately losing it right now.

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Colin Bridgerton, 0.0000021787 secs after he takes Penelope to his house:

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"For God's sake, Penelope Featherington, are you going to marry me or not?"

Colin, love, she had no idea you had any feelings for her until 10 minutes ago and you literally spent that time trying to eat her titties while your fingers were exploring the unseen, give her a second

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I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

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men r such liars “we’ll see each other again” oh yeah kanan? you and what eyeballs

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The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

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I'm feeling in a very Kanan mood rn so here's and edit I made of Kanan's lil canon event in homecoming 💀🤣

(Anyways follow my tiktok also called ladywren7 🤪 edits to come in the summer I promise lol)

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Susan Sontag wrote that "Depression is melancholy minus its charms." For me, living with depression was at once utterly boring and absolutely excruciating.

John Green, The Anthropocene Reviewed (Harvey)

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My canines are all weird shaped because of nighttime teeth grinding and my new dentist commented that I “wouldn’t make a very good vampire” lol

Ok I will admit, the one downside to getting the dentist to FINALLY fix my blunted canines is that I haven’t stopped accidentally stabbing myself with them

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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

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do you think ling and ed explored each others bodies (maybe while they were in gluttony’s stomach idk)

this was like a gutpunch to receive at midnight however

short answer: yeah

long answer: i think ling was ed's bisexual awakening and also his biggest regret. like "oh my god i got into a life or death situation and the first thing i did was kiss my weird hungry friend on the mouth what the FUCK is wrong with me"

i'm also. an unreciprocated edling guy so my version of events is usually: ling is down bad like down ridiculous -> they may/may not have a thing depending on the fic -> ed nonetheless has his bisexual crisis -> ling goes back to xing after the promised day and gets a letter in the mail a year later that's like "what's up emperor BITCH me and win got hitched and she's pregnant and shit so like you and buttstang should hurry up with that train thing we want to visit you and bring the kid when they're born" and ling's heart shatters into a fine powder in his chest

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RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh