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A little something I wrote

"Waiting Drives You Crazy"

I wrote a restaurant au sakuatsu fic because, well... my job drove me insane so obviously I had to use those feelings to create a fic.

I haven't written anything for like six years lol so this is all very new to me, it's currently almost 30k words right now and 6 chapters and I'm still updating it.

It would be great if you could check it out!!

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Incase anyone who followed me five years ago is still active

I started a blog on vocal media

https://vocal.media/viva/the-true-victims-of-the-gender-pay-gap

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wildbow writes like somewhere deep in his brain there's a microscopic piece of some unknowable alien that influences his choices to further it's own destructive goals and also it looks like this

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I want to write a book.

I want to write a book. There is a longing for my words to be read by millions and For fingers to pinch each page and Words recited for generations and sometimes All I want, is for the entire world to be wrapped up in my words there is an urge for my literature to affect thousands, for my syllables to surpass it’s predecessors.

One day my best seller will be on every shelf and taught in every school Because my stories are so sublime and my sentences so striking All the greats dream to be me Dickens, Shelly and Brontë Envy my paragraphs and my book is described as “revolutionary”

My book is full of twists and turns that make people grin and weep However, to write the book it seems no easy feat I don’t think I have the years it takes to write No matter how many words come to me each night, As much as I want to be creative All my words will create is a plagiarist, My sentences are limited to similes as metaphors and anything more seems to escape me

I want to write a book one day, but I am far too lazy And the world could be mine if I could just think of the letters The devotion and patience I lack leaves me one draft too short The palace built by my words has a structure far too feeble Kafka, Austen and Orwell mock me

And as much as I want to write a book one day, I think I’ll have to settle for poetry.

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Powers in Ward vs Powers in Worm (Source)

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what did gwen mean by this 🤔

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This entire post is the funniest thing I’ve read in my life

this would literally never happen but imagine if when the bay is getting its shit back together aisha gets a new caseworker (last one got turned into silly string by leviathan) and brian is like Ok. It will make the new apartment go over better if you're there when the caseworker comes so they see you feel comfortable there. and aisha is like Okay But Only If Alec Can Come So It's Not Totally Boring. and brian is like Absolutely Not. Ten thousand dollars? and aisha is like One Million. and brian is like i am not paying you One Million Dollars to spend an evening at the house where you are going to live. so aisha is like ok. i guess i'm not coming then. and then brian pinches his nose for one million years and goes Fine. and then brian proceeds to have the worst night ever

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they met during the leviathan fight

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I love the slaughterhouse 9 because every member of their team feels like it could be a tweens 2015 creepypasta oc-do-not-steal

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It’s a Lea-skitter hybrid

Taylor spends all of worm bragging about how her mom was an english professor but we have little textual evidence that she is even literate. What books has she claimed to have read? The triumvirate biography in 1.1 (didn't even finish), oranges are the only fruit (lol no you didn't), unspecified books while in prison. Then as khepri she's all "Oh NO! I can't read suddenly I don't know." A likely story.

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They say that every day of pride month, Legend likes to launch a single laser from the stratosphere at a bigot. For more irony, insurance labels it as an act of God.

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like we couldn't even get a 'ah yes and the cornrows like my dead older brother' ? she mentions not being very good at caring for people but we don't get anything exploring the dynamic where brian tried so hard to take care of her, got hurt, she couldn't take care of him, and then he died? we don't think that's something she'd be impacted by? we don't want to point out how the most central part of brian's life was trying to be a good older brother for a fucked up little sister and now aisha's life is trying to be a good caretaker for a bunch of fucked up little kids? we don't want to make any parallels there or talk about her growing into his shoes and trying to succeed in the ways he failed while still endlessly loving him for how hard he tried? fuck you wildbow i hate you. do not do the laborn siblings like this

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Taylor spends all of worm bragging about how her mom was an english professor but we have little textual evidence that she is even literate. What books has she claimed to have read? The triumvirate biography in 1.1 (didn't even finish), oranges are the only fruit (lol no you didn't), unspecified books while in prison. Then as khepri she's all "Oh NO! I can't read suddenly I don't know." A likely story.

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“Average superhero eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Average superhero eats 1 spider per year. Spiders Alexandria, who lives in secret lair & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Have Amy Dallon being both a doof and then very concerning in a stare-into-the-void kinda way

I painted Amy and it was fun, might do it again some time.

Also, the person she’s trying not to correct is right, Amy will never know this. She think they’re an idiot, but in reality…

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insane that British "people" call it a bum-bag and not a pot-of-macaroni-sounding- guillotine-gripping-phat-phucking-wet-ass-pussy-bag

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"He liked her more than life itself, I'm sure."

Alec vibes anyone else