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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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do you have job you need done ? looking for cheap labor ? well look no further --  FAST, AFFORDABLE, AND RELIABLE ! DELIVERY GOD YATO, AT YOUR SERVICE ! just a low cost of 5 yen & in no time will your request be completed   (   don’t ask for customer recommendations though   )   so what are you waiting for ? just call 090-XXX-##3X and your wish will be heard loud and clear !     ////  independent & private yato written by cher.
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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood
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" so can i pay you to watch my fat , grumpy cat ? no one else will ... " //:
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                         ❛        yato - sama  at  your  service  !  work  comes  at  just  a  small  fee  of  five  yen  &  if  you  bump  it  up  to  ten  ,  i’ll  even  bathe  the  little  fella’  !       ❜
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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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hey kid can u see spirits..........if so i got a job for u
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                        ❛        kid  ??  i’ll  have  you  know  that  i’m  over  1000  years  old  !!  learn  to  respect  gods  —-  geez.   but  a  job  ?  i’ll  do  it  for  ya’  –  for  a  small  price  of  5  yen  !       ❜
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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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Gives him a good lucky charm cuz he needs it ???
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                       could  this  be  ————  a  fan  ?  or  even  better  ;  A  FOLLOWER.  has  the  day  finally  come  ??  will  he  no  longer  be  SELF - PROCLAIMED  ,  a  follower  to  call  him  the  title of GOD OF FORTUNE.  tears  could  fall  at  the  amount  of  happiness  he  felt.   ❛        thank  you  !!  just  this  one  time  —-  i’ll  answer  one  of  your  prayers  …  for  free  !       ❜
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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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[ text » yato-kun ] are you drunk again? do you need me to pick you up?
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msg  »  yoichi:   hahhhhmsg  »  yoichi:   yocihi  im glda u txtd memsg  »  yoichi:   i spnt all my mony on dirnksmsg  »  yoichi:   nede a ride homemsg  »  yoichi:   pikc up soem more drniks on ur way btw
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❛ yato - kun, ❜ voice holds a note of despair, hands gesturing vaguely at the pile of 5 yen coins before him, ❛ why ? ❜
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                   ❛       i  need  change  for  the  bus  ;  i  usually  steal  from  your  wallet  when  you’re  not  looking  and  i  noticed  you’re  low  on  change.       ❜
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yengami-blog · 8 years ago
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❛ yato - san, if i give you 5 yen — will you be my friend ? ❜
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                  ❛       i  usually  don’t  charge  people  to  be  my  friend  –  it  should  be  a  blessing  ,  not  a  fee  to  pay …  but  you’re  offering  and  it’s  rude  to  decline  an  offer.  so  hand  it  here  and  we’ll  be  friends.       ❜    (   make  it  10  and  we  can  be  best  friends   )
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