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do you have job you need done ? looking for cheap labor ? well look no further -- FAST, AFFORDABLE, AND RELIABLE ! DELIVERY GOD YATO, AT YOUR SERVICE ! just a low cost of 5 yen & in no time will your request be completed ( don’t ask for customer recommendations though ) so what are you waiting for ? just call 090-XXX-##3X and your wish will be heard loud and clear ! //// independent & private yato written by cher.
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no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood
#queue.#to be tagged.#no one can sit and tell me that yato does not believe this ! ! !!#especially having yukine with him !! ofc he'll want every child to be happy#he might smell & sweat a lot but he's not a bad guy : /
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" so can i pay you to watch my fat , grumpy cat ? no one else will ... " //:
❛ yato - sama at your service ! work comes at just a small fee of five yen & if you bump it up to ten , i’ll even bathe the little fella’ ! ❜
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hey kid can u see spirits..........if so i got a job for u
❛ kid ?? i’ll have you know that i’m over 1000 years old !! learn to respect gods —- geez. but a job ? i’ll do it for ya’ – for a small price of 5 yen ! ❜
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Gives him a good lucky charm cuz he needs it ???
could this be ———— a fan ? or even better ; A FOLLOWER. has the day finally come ?? will he no longer be SELF - PROCLAIMED , a follower to call him the title of GOD OF FORTUNE. tears could fall at the amount of happiness he felt. ❛ thank you !! just this one time —- i’ll answer one of your prayers … for free ! ❜
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[ text » yato-kun ] are you drunk again? do you need me to pick you up?
msg » yoichi: hahhhhmsg » yoichi: yocihi im glda u txtd memsg » yoichi: i spnt all my mony on dirnksmsg » yoichi: nede a ride homemsg » yoichi: pikc up soem more drniks on ur way btw
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❛ yato - kun, ❜ voice holds a note of despair, hands gesturing vaguely at the pile of 5 yen coins before him, ❛ why ? ❜
❛ i need change for the bus ; i usually steal from your wallet when you’re not looking and i noticed you’re low on change. ❜
#dualsnipe#college verse tag.#u mention college roommates one time & this is what u get#dont leave ur cash unattended yoichi : / //
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❛ yato - san, if i give you 5 yen — will you be my friend ? ❜
❛ i usually don’t charge people to be my friend – it should be a blessing , not a fee to pay … but you’re offering and it’s rude to decline an offer. so hand it here and we’ll be friends. ❜ ( make it 10 and we can be best friends )
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