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“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

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[Dare to be the type of girlfriend who makes boyfriends get pregnant]

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"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

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actually the seven deadly sins are:

waking girls up from their nap

making girls go to work

thinking girls' full bush is unattractive

interrupting girls when they're listening to their favorite album

not helping girls spread rumors and lies

not letting girls cannibalize you

not letting girls sacrifice you in a blood ritual

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owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

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girls love runes and sigils and rituals and knives and skulls and blood

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kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate

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i'd love you if and only if you were a worm. bitch

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she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all

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These were the top three results from the last poll

Vote wisely

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if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

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elvis parsley

whats geralts bosom brother called again????? think i just handed him my vape

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shotting a beam at you of fungus gnats & drain flies

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some kind of a moodboard

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by the way ive unleashed the creatures upon you 🤣