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I love how interactions between Misa and Tobias could be great but HIS first reaction to the idea is "are you trying to kill me?"

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I'll delete this when I get home later but it's EXACTLY my headcanon slash canon 😭😭😭 Dan Heng is canonly overprotective of Jing Yuan and I'd say he subconsciously coils his tail around him when he's in his DHIL form. His dragon also always coils itself around the Lightning Lord when they fight together and as we saw in the LNY video, the dragon coiled itself around the lion to protect it underwater too. To get to Jing Yuan you will HAVE to get through Dan Heng first and frankly I can't believe this is actually canon

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......Wait why are 70% of my ships "I used to be unable to stand you"/"we had beef for ages" to lovers and 25% "we're childhood friends" to lovers. WHY DID I ONLY REALIZE THIS JUST NOW

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My muses' first reaction to falling in love:

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I need to die: Lyney, Heizou, Subject Two, Sethos, Toma, Lewin, Langris, Rhya, Nikolai, Ango, Eric, Devit, A, Tobias, Aventurine, Yeong-gi, Soma, Naotora, Aijiro, Mikito, Gear, Lawless

I'm anxious but glad about it: ? Lmfaooo

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Behold, the only Wrio/ney dynamic I enjoy:

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Talking to me about dynamics really is THE way to go because I can't stand fandom interpretations for any ships whatsoever but me and a friend have linked brains and talked about Lyney & Wriothesley for 6 hours today and now I can see The Vision

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Btw you guys don't understand how glad I am to finally see a bow user who KNOWS HOW TO USE A BOW

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You have GOT to be kidding me holy shit

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A GREAT start of the day if I do say so myself

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SCRUNKLY

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@quirkthieves asked: ✏️ any combination of our muses....all of them.....follow your heart.....

Mioara: Hey do you wanna die this weekend? Mihai: Generic excuse. Mioara: ...I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.

Mihai: Heh, Lăcrămioara sneezes like a girl. Mioara: How about I pound you like a boy? Mioara: That didn’t come out right.

Mioara: My life is a mess. Mihai: Go get a beer. Mioara: I don’t want a beer. Mihai: Who said it was for you?

*Hinata and Mihai are texting* Hinata: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone. Mihai: What did they change my name to? Hinata: Chosen One. Mihai: Don’t change it back. Hinata: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?! Mihai: I’m the chosen one.

Hinata: Are you coming to bed? Mihai: I can't. This is important. Hinata: What? Mihai: Someone called me wrong on the internet.

Hinata: Mihai, you’re such a genius! Mihai: I know.

Nobimaru: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message. Mihai: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

Mihai: Why are you like that? Nobimaru: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Nobimaru: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Mihai, irritated by the noise: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Nobimaru: I— Nobimaru: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Nanao: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? Mikito: *remembers ignoring the pang after realizing who it's from* Mikito: I didn’t hear it.

Nanao: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Mikito: And you came to me?

Nanao: I don’t want to talk about it. Mikito: Good, I don’t want to hear about it.

Inari: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Nobimaru: Ok. Inari: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Nobimaru: Can we talk? One 10 to another? Inari: I’m an 11, but continue.

Inari: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Nobimaru: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@chiheru asked: ✏️✏️✏️ for ezekiel! hehe

Ezekiel: *on the phone with Lucas about an assassin they found trying to kill Athanasia* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Ezekiel: Anyways, you said Chihiro is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Chihiro: The Ocean is a soup. Ezekiel: Ezekiel: Do elaborate. Chihiro: What is needed for something to be a soup? Ezekeil: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Chihiro: *Tilts head* Ezekiel: ...The Ocean is a Soup. Chihiro: The Ocean is a Soup. Roger, at their doorstep: Where have I gone wrong raising them...?

Chihiro: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Ezekiel: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Chihiro: You believe me? Ezekiel: Chi, you’re one of this planet's few good people. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Ezekiel: Chi keeps forgetting which WiFi network she's supposed to use. Ezekiel: So I renamed ours to "Chi, use this one" to help her out a little.

Chihiro: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Ezekiel, concerned but also mildly impressed: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@lunargifted asked: ✏️ edward and al to ango, ✏️ Atsushi to Nikolai, ✏️ Atsushi to ANY MUSE your pick

Edward and Alphonse: You know, we really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Ango, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Edward, with Alphonse struggling in the background: *on the phone with Ango* We can’t talk right now, we're in the middle of something important. Ango: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Edward: ...Maybe.

Edward: Damn, Ango, are you secretly cool? Ango: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Edward: I do not.

Nikolai: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Atsushi, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FRIENDS AGAIN! Nikolai, continuing on: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

Atsushi: Didn't you die?! Nikolai: That was weeks ago! Things change.

Marin: I heard the... the wee-woo thingy? Atsushi: THE FIRE ALARM!?

Marin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Atsushi: Not by the law!

Atsushi, holding a box of lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age… fine dining. Marin: ...Are you ok?

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The incorrect quotes generator just gave me "[Character 1] We all have our demons. [Grabbing Character 2] This one's mine." and frankly I've never seen smth that fits my muses' dynamics as universally as that in my life. ADJSAJDSAJDADK your muse and which of mine!! ^_^

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@sortilegii asked: ✏️ Ruan Mei & Screwllum / DH și JY / Mya și Nikolai / Mya și Aha și dacă vrei Ave și Robin

Screwllum: Tell me a little about yourself. Ruan Mei: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Screwllum: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Ruan Mei: Mine just says "Ruan Mei no." Screwllum: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Ruan Mei: You might not know this, Screwllum, but I am a flawed person. Screwllum: I do know that.

Screwllum: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is— Ruan Mei: Cenotaph. Screwllum: What? Ruan Mei: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph. Screwllum: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own. Ruan Mei: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing. Screwllum: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish. Ruan Mei: So it's a temporary cenotaph. Screwllum: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.

Dan Heng: If I die, you can have what little I own. Jing Yuan: Dan Heng- wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Dan Heng: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Jing Yuan:

Jing Yuan: Wow, Dan Heng, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Dan Heng: ...We literally slept together yesterday.

Jing Yuan, carrying a box: Dan Heng. What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Dan Heng: … Dan Heng: What’s in the box? Jing Yuan: What woul- Dan Heng: Jing Yuan, what’s in the box? Jing Yuan: I think you know.

Dan Heng: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth. Jing Yuan: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Nikolai: Pick a card, any card. Mya: Fine. Nikolai: That's my credit card! Mya: You said any card.

Nikolai: Bestie, you're so funny! Mya: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Nikolai: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

Mya: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* Nikolai: What are you making? Mya: A mistake.

Nikolai: Hey Mya, can you give me the opposite of these words? Nikolai: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Mya: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Mya: The fucking satisfaction.

Mya: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Aha: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Mya: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Aha: You forgot pride. Mya: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Mya: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? Aha: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it!

Aha: I just drank a lego piece. Mya: ...What the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid? Aha: Yes. Mya: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?! Aha: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Aventurine: Hey Robin, can we talk? One 10 to another?

Robin: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Aventurine: Which one? I can't do both.

Robin: So, you lied to me? Aventurine: That depends on how you define lying. Robin: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Aventurine: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

Robin: Hey, Aventurine! Did you know you're my BFFLWYLION? Aventurine: What is that supposed to mean? Robin: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. Aventurine: Aventurine: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@sunderedscript asked: ✏️ Mikhail with Nikolai, Ango with Ayatsuji and Inoue

Nikolai: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer! Mikhail: Nikolai: Mikhail: ...Please, go back to bed.

Nikolai: I Desire Moisture. Mikhail: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

Ayatsuji: *Locks Ango in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. Ango: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Ango: I am in charge of this disaster! Ayatsuji: I have a name, you know.

Ango: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again? Ayatsuji: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

Inoue: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning. Ango: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Ango: I think I need a hug... Inoue: Good thing I'm hug shaped. *45 minutes later* Ango: You... you can let go now. Inoue: No, I cannot.

Inoue: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person? Ango: Half-full, definitely. Ango: Half-full and constantly rising. Ango: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@gonguji asked: yanno what? ✏️BAM! for sethos and kabu uwu

Kabukimono, throwing a pokeball at Sethos: Sethos, I choose you! Sethos, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Kabukimono: Sethos, what if there are monsters? Sethos: Don’t worry, we’re at the top of the food chain. Much later… Kabukimono, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

*At a zoo* Sethos: What are they in for? Kabukimono: Sethos, this isn't prison. Sethos: So they can leave? Kabukimono: No, but- Sethos, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Sethos: Are you packed for the trip? Kabukimono: Yes. Sethos: Then where are your bags? Kabukimono: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.

Sethos, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Kabukimono: Blue flavor! Sethos: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Kabukimono: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Sethos: Blue is not a flavor! Kabukimono: BLUE FLAVOR! Sethos: BLUE IS NOT A FLAVOR!

Kabukimono: Change is inedible. Sethos: Don’t you mean inevitable? Kabukimono, spitting out a bunch of coins: No, I really didn’t.

Kabukimono: All snacks are gone... Sethos: ...I am literally right here?

Kabukimono: Hey Sethos? Sethos: Yeah? Kabukimono: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Sethos: Sethos: ...What?

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Kabukimono: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Kabukimono: Oh my god, you have Sethos.

Sethos: Can you come out? Kabukimono: Yeah gimme a minute… Kabukimono: Sethos, I’m gay. Sethos: I know that. Come out to the sumpter beast. Kabukimono: Okay. Kabukimono: Sumpter beast, I’m gay. Sethos: