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Detective Sentences, Vol. 29

(Sentences from various sources for detectives and/or muses that like to solve mysteries. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You see, I'd call that less of a theory, more of a hypothesis. Theories require evidence."

"You said you just interpret the evidence, so interpret the evidence!"

"It is not your place to promise to find a killer!"

"I need you to help me with a psychological profile."

"Every single victim lost a body part used in cooking."

"The police are, as usual, completely out of their depth."

"You mean this is like a clue from a real murder case?"

"You're mistaking this for a conversation. When I ask for information, you give it."

"You look like you've discovered something."

"While trying to get into his head, I guess I picked up some of his habits."

"There's this little thing called "due process" which, unlike you, I like to follow!"

"When bad things happen, you chase answers - but sometimes you get so obsessed with the dead that you forget the living."

"He is an intelligent psychopath. He is a sadist. He will never kill like this again. So, how do we catch him?"

"The first victim always tells the detective more than any other."

"I really hate that you're making so much sense right now."

"I'm offering you a psychological profile of him, based on the case evidence. I'll help you catch him."

"Aren't there any laws about beating up suspects?"

"A low heart rate is a true indicator of one's capacity for violence."

"We've been on the wrong track this whole time, you and I. Our whole profile's wrong."

"What do you do when you're not detecting?"

"This killer wrote you a poem. Are you going to let his love go to waste?"

"This killer doesn't think anyone else. You'll have to find someone who doesn't think like anyone else to catch him."

"Who does he have to kill before you open your eyes?"

"So tell me, what's so important to drag you out of your office and into the field?"

"You know, I've always had this theory that the killer would return to the scene of his crimes and watch the investigators."

"There are, at present, no suspects."

"Isn't this case closed?"

"Aren't you curious about why he dines on his victims?"

"There is nothing more stimulating than a case where everything turns against you!"

"Do you think it's appealing when you handcuff me to a car door?"

"You've got a real talent for missing the big picture, haven't you?"

"All psychopaths are narcissists. They love to read about themselves."

"In this job, you will walk into situations where you have a matter of seconds to figure out what the story is. Every detail is crucial. "

[yeonban]

It's too bad I only write 2 other Wammy geniuses who are relatively normal-er bc the muses knowing Tobias & thinking he's crazy would be having a field day meeting some of the even More questionable Wammy orphans 😭

[yeonban]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[yeonban]

I keep having those 'once in a lifetime' type of days every few days fr. Can we (the universe) relax a little. Pwetty Pwease,

[yeonban]

༘⋆｡ let's  get  trope-y.

almost a sequel to this. for the cliches, the relationships you read about in romance novels & see on your tv screen.

friends  to  lovers.

be  honest,  have  you  ever  thought  about  us?

if  this  ruins  everything,  i'll  still  be  glad  i  said  it.

you're  the  safest  place  i've  ever  been.

i  don't  want  to  risk  our  friendship.

i'm  terrified  of  losing  you.

you've  slept  over  a  hundred  times  before...  but  this  feels  different.

i  see  how  you  look  at  me.

you  look  radiant  tonight.

i'm  sorry,  but  i'm  in  love  with  you.  and  i  think  you  love  me  too.

i  don't  know  why  but  i  hate  your  new  [ partner. ]

if  this  is  a  dream,  don't  wake  me  up.

you  always  know  exactly  what  to  say.

fake  dating.

hold  my  hand.  act  normal!

we  said  no  falling  for  each  other.

you're  scarily  good  at  pretending  to  like  me.

i  thought  the  plan  was  to  fake  a  relationship,  not  be  in  one!

you  kissed  me  like  it  actually  meant  something.

oh  thank  god,  they  bought  our  story.

quick!  kiss  me.

don't  look  at  me  like  you  actually  want  me.

i  wanna  see  how  far  we  can  take  this.

why  does  everyone  think  we're  perfect  together?  ...are  we?

this  was  supposed  to  be  simple!  then  i...

quick  reminder:  we're  just  pretending.

rivals to lovers.

god,  you're  insufferable!

you're  infuriating. and  yet...  i miss  you  when  you're  not  here.

you're  the  last  person  i  want  to  care  about.

i  think  you're  the  only  person  that  actually  understands  me.

i've  never  felt  like  i've  been  pushed  so  far  by  someone  before.

i  want  to  win.  but  i  don't  want  to  lose  you.

you're  the  only  one  who  can  keep  up  with  me.

you  drive  me  crazy.  and  i  think  i'm  crazy  for  you.

i  think  you're  the  only  person  i  want  to  compete  with.

i'm  tired  of  pretending  like  i  don't  care  about  you.

if  you  win,  you  can  have  me  for  the  night.

mutual  pining.

why  did  you  say  friend  like  that  when  you  introduced  me?

do  you  ever  feel  like  you're  holding  onto  the  shadow  of  something?

don't  read  too  much  into  that.

i'm  not  staring  at  you!  i  was  just  looking  in  that  direction.

i  guess  i  just  know  too  much  about  you.

it's  nothing.  just  my  imagination  running  wild  again.

i'm  not  jealous  of  them!  you'd...  make  a  cute  couple.

i  wasn't  waiting  for  you,  i  just  happened  to  be  here.

it's  silly,  but  i  always  notice  when  you're  not  around.

you  don't  need  to  say  anything.  just  sit  with  me.

enemies  to  lovers.

you  make  my  blood  boil...  and  i  hate  that  i  like  it.

maybe  i'm  fighting  for  more  than  just  victory.

i  hate  you.  i'm  terrified  of  what  that  means.

i  loathe  everything  about  you.

i  will  destroy  everything  you  stand  for.  but  i  won't  hurt  you.

i'm  supposed  to  see  you  as  the  enemy!

i  can't  stop  thinking  about  you.  you're  in  my  blood.

you're  supposed  to  tear  me  down,  not  look  at  me  like  that.

i  want  to  crash  into  you.  i  don't  care  what  that  means.

we're  from  opposite  worlds!  this  could  never  work!

i  don't  care.  i  want  to  keep  you  safe.

[yeonban]

❛ Never a boring day with that guy around. ❜

[yeonban]

.................Tobias......

[yeonban]

Btw I think we need more interactions of our muses talking about other charas/muses in their lives so! 😶‍🌫️ Comment on this post if it's okay for me to write you a starter like this & if yea for which dynamics!

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[yeonban]

Btw I think we need more interactions of our muses talking about other charas/muses in their lives so! 😶‍🌫️ Comment on this post if it's okay for me to write you a starter like this & if yea for which dynamics!

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Reactions to... getting unexpectedly hugged

"Well, this is new."

"You don't need to be afraid, I'm not leaving."

"Oh no, please don't cry. See, I'm hugging you back, please stop crying."

"This is one way to say hello."

"Hmm, it seems that I did miss this."

"Wait... are we doing this? Right now?"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"Oh, okay. This is nice, I guess."

"What am I supposed to do now? Do I hug you back?"

"Great, now I'm crying too."

"Woah. You're catching me off guard here."

"Did I miss a memo? What's going on?"

"I guess this is alright."

"That's enough, please back off."

"Okay, okay. What do you want?"

"Didn't expect that, but I'll take it."

"Whoa! Um, okay... so this is happening. Hi?"

"Oh! I can't breathe, I can't... please let go!"

"Stop hugging me like this in public. You're ruining my reputation.”

"If you wanted a hug, all you had to do was ask. No need to sneak up on me like that."

"What's happening? Am I being attacked?"

"Okay, uh, well, now I don't know what to do with my arms. This is fine, right?"

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[yeonban]

Lowkey thinking abt how Tobias not allowing fate to have its intended course in his life does tie absurdly well into his habit of severely changing other people's lives too as soon as he meets them. He wasn't meant to be in most of those people's lives but by changing his own fate now he is there & as a result is affecting how their lives go as well, be it through saving them (consciously or indirectly) or dooming them (consciously or indirectly)

[yeonban]

Are you doomed by the narrative, haunting the narrative, or a secret third thing?

TOBIAS: A secret third thing.

You could be the one behind the dooming; the one being haunted; the one trying to undoom someone, narrative be damned; the narrative itself—The possibilities are endless. You’re all the tragic tropes woven together, smushed into a box, and tied with a ribbon. You transcend the narrative: Even if someone’s fate is sealed and they’ve died a thousand times before, it’s not happening this time—not on your watch. You’re the physical embodiment of the death of the author, the one with a fatal stab wound and the one doing the stabbing. One last word of advice: Doom yourself before the narrative does. Don’t let it win.

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[yeonban]

What kind of walking red flag do you fall for?

TOBIAS' type is: The Tortured Genius. Intellectual, erratic, self-destructive.

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Unbelievable how these two keep being the stark opposite of one another on EVERY imaginable front

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"death do us part!" Incorrect. You are forever fucking stuck with me. You will never leave me. I will find you in every single lifetime.