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do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
#me @ my friend’s genshin impact obsession#and my other friends’ owl house obsession#on the other hand they have to deal with my mha obsession#so that seems fair
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It is called "Gay School Bus" as the company was called Gay Toys, Inc. (As in the surname.)
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When you turn the lights off and get in the shower
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the smaller ppl draw dreamXD, the more I trust them
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When characters have to fight living embodiments of their worst fears that shit must be mad therapeutic.
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Girls night..................................................................
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Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins
An Illustrated Guide For Vampires
1. Privacy Tent
2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed
3. Victorian Box Bed
4. Canopy Bed
5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice


6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)

7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)

8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass
in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets
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reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay
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#eyyyy the should statements#really coming through to me#me: does anything#also me: fuck this isnt good enough im awful
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#yuppppp#idk whether its iron deficiency or whether my circulation is just fucked#but every once in a while i’ll stand up#and almost pass out and be blind#for like half a minute#‘s great
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Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
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New game
type "oh" in the tags and pick the most unexplainable/best one
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No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
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