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okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

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I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself

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head thoughts no empty

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this is a hit post don’t even worry about it

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UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

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@baba-is-blog

funny i made a week ago

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Finally! They better have meant it when they said we could make our Miis gay in the sequel!

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Apparently???

I leave tumblr for a couple of months and come back and now we've got reels???

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S

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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I was NOT expecting homestuck wtf-

mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry-mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry-mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry-mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry- mommy? sorry-

Don't 8e sorry. Say it some more

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You seem like the right person to tell that about 3 years ago now I was involved in a car accident caused by a day-drunk driving Elvis impersonator in a truck covered in giant In Memorium Elvis stickers over every single inch along with an Elvis vanity plate. I was inches away from being absolutely smashed against a window with Elvis's huge face plastered in it and his eyes were nearly the last thing I saw. It genuinely haunts me.

Very luckily both I and day drunk Elvis made it out okay so it's both one of my most harrowing and humorous stories now.

What the fuck

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This is why Invader Zim is one of my favorite shows.

The bizarre line delivery in the Invader Zim pilot is severely underrated 

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guys i think im chronically online i misread mpeg as mpreg

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@google-news-official

I do find it funny how -core has almost entirely replaced -esque

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*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)

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Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.