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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también
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there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting
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okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!
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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
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they should invent something transformative and rewarding that happens inside my comfort zone
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Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you
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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
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spending these days brainrotting bc I finally after all these years saw the OBC live
bonus: POV you're me watching Chant from this angle
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remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies
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why you should read Realm of the elderlings
- canonical gender fluid/ nonbinary character who is a main part of the plot
- the gays most heartbreaking love story ever told
- depressed main character
-pirates, magic and dragons all in one book
-insane world building,
- sarcastic animal side kicks
- absolutely devastating plot lines if your into that
- complex and extremely imperfect characters
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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