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i dont think anyones gonna really see or read through this but idrc.

i have a cat and i need to pay for her vet visits and i need to pay for auto insurance stuff because my dad recently made me get a car, yet i dont have a job to consistently afford it, and I will probably run out of money in the next month or so. i dont know how long i will need help but i will take sfw commissions so i can afford both a little easier. Whoever reads this isnt obligated to give me a comm, but id appreciate it greatly if you did want something from me. Thank you.

available comm information is in my pinned. Once again thanks if you are interested.

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hey... blender isn't that much different from roblox studio...

hehehe... hehehehehe.. I HAVE THIS POWER. I WILL CREATE SO MUCH YES MAN SLOP!!!

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I hate blender constraints

The constraints are confusin please dont bully me for the clipping in the meantime look yes man x courier

I tried to post this last night but it wasnt processing so i got so mad i fell asleep

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i think a really funny project that a statistics professor could have their class do is like. put a bunch of random, patently untrue demographic statements into a hat. "the most popular tv show among white men ages 24-27 is Bluey." "the majority of business majors are middle children." "bisexual women love hot chips." and each student picks one out of the hat and you gotta like. design a whole study and survey a group of people to specifically achieve that result. you have to prove it true. by whatever means necessary. you have to construct the most biased study possible and wrangle in your exact demographic to make that statement a statistical reality. i think people would learn a lot.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Columbia Typewriter Mfg. Co// Bar-Lock # 2 Typewriter (US, 1890)

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5-21-25 Fender Bender

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"gnc straight man being called a faggot doesn't experience homophobia" what the fuck are you talking about. there's absolutely no logic in anything like that. we have kids who literally killed themselves because of homophobic abuse in schools and you would dare to tell them it isn't homophobia that killed them because they weren't actually gay? insane. and so fucking cruel

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When Rusty and mumma mouse (I forgot her name I'm so sorry) got together, were there any culture shocks for either of them? Surely there would've been some misunderstanding between them at some point, where Rusty says something seemingly "normal" but means something TOTALLY different to mice.

Tuna means cactus fruit in spanish and in english (but only sometimes)

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This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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Being a ranger I spend a lot of time alone in the wilderness for hours in the company of one of four co workers.

One such worker for the purpose of this post we shall refer to as Dave.

Dave is a very quiet man. He confesses that if conversation happens too quickly and for too long he gets tired so we often work in silence. He's very polite and good natured but it's obvious that he would happily live and work alone for the rest of his life given the option.

He's very much in the previous generation of ranger, a practical man in his fourties or fifties happy to be kept physically busy for a day and then be sent home with some pay. I had to show him how to use a work issued smart phone.

Meanwhile the rest of the team is made up of the current generation of rangers; openly nurodivergent queer women in their twenties or thirties who work this job because it's the only setting where we can vaguely look sane.

So Dave sticks out a bit. It's really nice when he opens up though because he's an impulsive individual when left to his own devices and has plenty of stories to tell if the mood takes him. I really like working with Dave.

Anyway, one day we've got a job that takes a three hour hike to get to and early on the topic of deer comes up.

I hadn't realised this was the first time we had discussed deer, but blatantly it was. Dave's entire demeanour changes, there's a bit of passion in his voice, but it's also hushed as if he's talking about something sacred.

"Deer are my favourite animal." He says.

I'm also eager to hear Dave talk about himself, so I encourage him to say more.

"I'd love to be a deer myself."

And more

"If a genie offered me the opportunity to become a deer I'd take it. I wouldn't even stop to ask what the price was."

And more

"Sometimes I feel like I'm a deer having a dream about being a human.*

And there I am, a long time commuter to the therian/otherkin community keeping up the encouraging face of someone being politely interested, knowing that this man is straight up a therian with no frame of reference.

And I decided that I wouldn't push the subject outside of the bounds of what Dave is comfortable with, I wouldn't try to teach him the terms "Therian" or "Otherkin" but absolutely I would talk with this man as if he's a deer.

And it's a bit magical really. He's an impulsive individual so I have to talk him out of some risky choices every so often and "this is why deer like you keep getting stuck in fences" has become this magical phrase that allows him to step down from a mistake with a bit of a smile on his face.

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Hate how theyfab is just transtrender/tucute but Again. like you have to somehow pretend you’re not just doing transmed shit again. I know your game. I fell down that pipeline before.

You use the term theyfab you’re doing transmed shit and I’m tired of pretending you don’t know that you are

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Scott Kahn.

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023