yesterdaysnewts

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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honk shoo

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bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Adriana Smith did not have "an emergency C section". Her corpse was carved up to "deliver" a dying premature baby who had been forced by the state to feed off of his mother's decaying fucking body for the past seven months. None of this was her or her family's choice and I refuse to talk about it like it was.

Nothing about this is decent. Nothing about this was standard medical procedure. Nothing about this is fucking okay.

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OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

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instead of saying "the world is hard and cruel" try saying "i am hard, cool!" #positivity

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Hello Amanda. I want to play a game. For years you’ve starved yourself of human connection. To your left you’ll see a notepad with my Subway order on it. I need you to go down the street and order it for me. I left you an extra ten bucks for you to get something too. Accept the challenge or be a little hungry this afternoon. Make your choice

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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“A pop can tab opener? Who needs that?”

It’s not for you.

“Why would anyone get a hairdryer holder, just use your hands to hold it.”

It’s not for you.

“Portable collapsible stools are proof of how lazy this generation is getting.”

It’s not for you.

“A chord assist for a guitar? Why don’t people just user their fingers like everyone else?”

IT’S NOT FOR YOU.

Fun fact! Not everything is about or for you!

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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.

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the twin meowers