yetanothergreyjedi

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66992527

Y'ALL THIS IS THE COOLEST FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN.

It is a complete narrative about SecUnits on a Planetary Survey trying to communicate and keep their clients safe while dealing with the restrictions of their govmod.

IT IS ALSO A FULLY INTERACTIVE GAME OF MINESWEEPER.

The story is told BY PLAYING MINESWEEPER.

This fic is criminally underrated go look at it!!!

(edited to add: the story is about original characters so even if you haven't read Murderbot, you can still read this story!)

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absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever

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Summer Madness

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so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

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distressing things to say to your friends

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''Everyone at school is afraid of my girlfriend'' - Short Comic

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

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horror movie protagonist running to the kitchen to grab the biggest knife off the block and honey no! amateur hour!!! you want a blade that is long but sharp and thin because: 1) less resistance when you stab the bastard and 2) harder for them to grab it away from you in a struggle (any weapon you wield can be turned against you)

in conclusion: when choosing a kitchen knife to defend against The Killer, your best bet is a fish filleting/deboning knife

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[yetanothergreyjedi]

horror movie protagonist running to the kitchen to grab the biggest knife off the block and honey no! amateur hour!!! you want a blade that is long but sharp and thin because: 1) less resistance when you stab the bastard and 2) harder for them to grab it away from you in a struggle (any weapon you wield can be turned against you)

in conclusion: when choosing a kitchen knife to defend against The Killer, your best bet is a fish filleting/deboning knife

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you start nitpicking the metaphor, neurotypical people interpret it as you disagreeing with the point that they're making. If someone says "there's no more reason to do that to a child than there'd be reason to do that to a horse", and you go "actually, in extremely rare singular case circumstances, it's okay to do that to a horse", they assume that you also mean that there are extremely rare singular case circumstances where you think it' be ok to do that to a child.

They interpret you nitpicking the way they worded what they say as you disagreeing with what they're saying.

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Dream scenery in fiction: flying through whimsical fantasy cloudscapes and magical fairy forests

Dream scenery in most dreams: help, my bathroom is also my local post office and I don't know which thing I'm supposed to do.

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Annual Lollapalooza Line Up Game