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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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Today's aesthetic: cosmic horror tabletop RPGs from the 1980s whose creators wrote the "madness rules" by simply plagiarising a list of disorders and their descriptions from the DSM-II and turning it into a d100 lookup table, except the DSM-II still listed "homosexuality" as a mental disorder (it wasn't removed until the DSM-III), with the result that there are several published tabletop RPGs where there's a small but non-zero chance that seeing Cthulhu will make you gay.

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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"I made my way to the heart of the lake, only to have the heart in my chest almost stop when I saw what became of the monstrosity that's been haunting our nightmares. Oh Reed...I'm so sorry" Horror Godzilla's final form after soaking in the radiated lake.

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

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reblog for bigger sample size

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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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We’ll wait right here and we’ll, I don’t know, shoot the courier when he comes out.