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reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

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die french

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firefox is just such a standard browser for anyone remotely interested in computers that remembering basically every normal person uses google chrome feels like a kick in the head

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to those with multiple selfships — i am curious ^^; !!!!

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Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.

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Thinking about how over time, over the years and reincarnations, Crim slowly begins to accept the infinite forest and start to make it their own, starting by making a small simple cabin that they know they can come back to and pretend it's anywhere close to a home

And then old photos start appearing pinned on trees so they gather them up to start making photo albums, and then they need to build a library of sorts to keep them in

And then old armour and weapons beloved so there must also be an armoury to display them in

And then old computers and machines complete with research still loaded and of course they have to add a lab

And then next thing they know they've got this whole mish mash manor that's stretched out in their own made glade with no real planning to it, complete with guest rooms because at this point who knows if old friends and loved ones might fall in too and we can't just leave them to the elements can we

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the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab

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having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

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starting a campaign called Put Fingers In His Bullet Wound Wednesday where every wednesday we celebrate medical accuracy by leaving the bullet in whatever fictional pookie you shot real good and Packing His Hole with gauze. by fingering that bullet wound real good. With gauze. this campaign will increase medical accuracy in fics and also make bullet wounds hornier.

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"I know you understand this. You and I are one and the same. Together, we could while away the quiet hours, as friend and confidant... if you will accept me."

>I accept you.

"Heh heh... are we to embrace and let bygones be bygones? Do our deeds weigh so little that you would cast all aside? Come. 'Twas plain from the first how this would end."

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Tara and her naughty kitten.

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It's Agender Pride Day, here's some personal art from me

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i guess its hurt your pussy hour