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So basically dating Mothman would be great

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[yippee-enthusiast]

"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.

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can't stop dreaming about shutting down a pretty doll's brain, my thick bulge throbbing against their ass, lips pressed against the back of their neck as i roll their nipples between my fingers, listening to them stumble over these panting protests before i remind them "what did we say about thinking, angel"

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*biggest, saddest, whiniest, puppiest sigh ever*

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The good thing about using a strap to fuck? It's not going to get limp. I can fuck you for hours, from orgasm to orgasm until you beg me to stop because they hurt and you can't keep going anymore. And l can tell you that all I'm getting out of this is seeing you cum, would you really want to take that away from me? No, of course not, so you'd better be quiet and thankful.

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whatever

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Adding onto my last post:

I would love to see a man lose himself as he is on his knees and has a bullet vibrator strapped to his dick. He can’t do anything but take the pleasure that I’m giving him. He isn’t allowed to touch himself unless I say so he whimpers and tears up as he begs me to let him touch his throbbing cock. But I don’t let him. I want him to be so desperate that he is at my feet begging for release. Maybe I will or maybe I won’t. I wanna enjoy the show before I decide to let them climax~

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erectile dysfunction girlies rise up!

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[yippee-enthusiast]

Sex shop date where I tell you to "pick whatever you want," but in truth I'm encouraging you to choose things that are slightly too big for you and making it seem like it was all your idea. You seemed so confident that you could take it.

So when you're struggling and squirming, I get to gently cup your face and tell you that it's your fault. It was your choice. Aww, was it the wrong one? That's why I think for you.

"You can't even pick the right toys, poor thing," while I'm clearly enjoying every second of it.

You look so pretty when you cry <3

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[yippee-enthusiast]

don't flirt with me, my tail knocks stuff off the table when i get excited

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i love teasing a butch. sending her photos i know she's going to stare at—tight little outfits and soft pouty lips.

i love looking up at her when i talk, playing with my necklace, tilting my head all innocent like i don't know what i'm doing.

i love sitting in her lap, fingers tracing circles in her chest, pretending i'm not driving her insane.

i know exactly how to push her buttons, how to make her grip my waist tighter, and her breath go a little heavier... and i just smile because the best part is knowing how long she's going to hold back before she snaps :p

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Let me dress you up. Make you look all pretty. You're going to wear this little top, and this skirt, so I have easy access. Don't be embarrassed, now. I know the fabric is thin, silly. How else am I gonna see your nipples get hard when I touch you? Yeah, like they are right now. Good. See, you look good like this. Don't you wanna be good for me? Pretty doll.

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A terran floret and a Terran Cosmic Navy marine

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Paraphrased from a convo between me and a friend