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Bård and Vegard have a perfect life together, happy as can be - but there is something lurking beneath the surface that makes it so not all is as it seems.
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Vegard gets into a little bit of social interaction and ends up realizing he must undertake a quest.
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Vegard and Bård Ylvisåker decide to kill themselves after shame from an incestuous tryst -- and it's over, rather quick and efficient. They don't know life after suicide is purgatory, a special place full of all the other successful suicides. Vegard ends up there alone, endlessly searching for Bård it seems, until he comes across a familiar friend. Will he still want to spend eternity nowhere with Bård and Calle or wish to turn time back? Eventual Valle.
this doesn't focus too much on the 'cest, but I needed it for this plot to work - and for everyone else, I'm going to try and work on this until November, and if it's not done then, I need to take a full November hiatus for NaNoWriMo to write my original fiction.
Suicide is a major theme recurrent throughout the story so not recommended to those with suicidal instincts in particular. I have plans though, guys.
Based loosely off Wristcutters: A Love Story.
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Vegard Ylvisåker goes to visit his brother, unknowing of the fate the other has suffered. A look at his life.
Warnings: one sided attraction, suicide
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One Bård's last musings and thoughts as he commits suicide thinking of exactly why he must do this.
Warnings: possibly unrequited love, suicide
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A brother stays by a brother till the end, a lover stays by a lover till the end.
Check out the two soundtracks here, coincidentally split up in parts for when they're in Norway versus leaving it: Soundtrack A Soundtrack B
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1) Clarity - Sam Tsui + Kurt Schneider cover / 2) Love - Sonata Arctica / 3) I Can't Help Falling in Love With You - Elvis Presley / 4) The Air That I Breathe - The Hollies / 5) Pretty Down To Your Bones - The Hush Sound / 6) I Want To Know Your Plans - Say Anything / 7) Ode to Sleep - Twenty One Pilots / 8) Seize The Day - Avenged Sevenfold / 9) Ghosting - Mother Mother / 10) I Lived - One Republic
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For the end of the story Understanding Love Through A Singing Forest.
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that golden moment I write a long fiction piece (fanfic or not!) and I write what I know feels like the last sentence and my hands just hover above the keyboard and it's such a powerrush [the f word gordon ramsay voice] understanding love through a singing forest. done. i feel like i should pop a champagne bottle or cry or something
coming very soon to you, the end
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1) Tighten Up - The Black Keys / 2) Replica - Sonata Arctica / 3) Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys / 4) The Boy Who Never - Landon Pigg / 5) Animal - Black Light Burns / 6) Hurt - Johnny Cash / 7) Night Terror - Laura Marling / 8) Päivänsäde Ja Menninkäinen - Tapio Rautavaara / 9) Understanding Love Through a Singing Forest - satanstompingcaterpillars / 10) Counting Stars - One Republic
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Understanding Love Through A Singing Forest
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As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Sorry for such a late update I am scum /o\
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I know I haven't wrote much lately but to be fair it's hard to write dirty dirty smut around other people. So hopefully I'll get back to that soon...
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Chapter 16: '--it became less and less an affair of youth'
Years have gone by, tides have changes, the moon goes through phases, and an unexpected visitor from far away comes looking for something lost.
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This may or may not be extremely relevant. ;)


This may or may not be some rhubarb pie with vanilla cream.
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I am not yummyylvis folks, they just liked the story ;) I can say this with certainty!
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I'm norwegian, and I've met them. Not really unusual to bump into them at the street.
....Cool? : D That's awesome for you! I know other Norwegians who have not been so lucky.
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It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning light it scattered the night and made the day worth living - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Vegard wakes up in the hospital, he and Bård try to get their papers in check, and - Vegard writes a letter to someone.
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