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So I started watching this show called Legends 招摇 and I’d like to debut my new favorite discourse reaction gif:

This is a public domain gif! you have my permission to use it as a reaction to other posts.

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Thomas and Martha ship Danny and Bruce so they haunt their own house to get the cute scientist/ghost Hunter to come over. Danny may also occasionally haunt Bruce’s manor in order to have an excuse to come over.

Danny also occasionally haunts the Drake Estate next door because he can see how lonely the kid there is, but it isn’t until he’s firmly dating Bruce that he proposes adopting the neighbor kid.

Also as it turns out, dating and eventually marrying the guy who is not only heir to the throne of another dimension, but whose adoptive grandfather is the God of time comes greatly in handy when you are racing against the clock to save your son from a bomb in a warehouse. So Jason never blows up and eventually comes to terms with his stepfather being half ghost.

12 year old Jason fresh off the streets: Hey Bruce, is the manor haunted? I'm not scared or anything, but you know old places like these are their favorite, and I want to be prepared in cause a ghost breaks in here and I have to sing church songs to drive it away. And buy holy water. And a crucifix. But I'm not scared!

Bruce: No, Jay, we have no ghosts. I made sure of it.

Jason: what?

Bruce: I hired a ghost hunter to come through and remove any pesky ghosts every two weeks.

Jason: ....

Bruce: You have nothing to be afraid of. Fenton Works are one of the best in the feild.

Jason: You have a ghost exterminator.

Bruce: mm-hmmm

Jason: Rich people are so gullible. There is no such thing as a professional ghost hunter B, they just want to scam you.

Bruce: No, Danny is the real deal.

Alfred under his breath: The only thing real is your pathetic crush on the man.

Jason: Ohhhhhh so that's what's going on. Makes more sense then Batman hiring a ghost exterminator.

Bruce: My appreciation for Danny's beauty and his lovely personality has nothing to do with his skills as a ghost hunter. The man is a professional with a perfect track record.

Jason: I'm sure-Aghhhhhh!

Alfred pulling out a shotgun: Whats wrong!? Where should I shoot Master Jason!?

Jason trembling: That- plate- its levitating.

Bruce: Oh another ghost. I'll go give Danny a ring! *skips away*

Alfred cocking shotgun aiming at the air: You try anything to harm Master Jason, ghost and I will kill you a second time.

Jason crying weakly: Desde el cielo, una hermosa mañana~ Desde el cielo, una hermosa mañana~Guadalupana, la Guadalupana,La Guadalupana, bajó al Tepeyac~

Alfred: Oh, is that one of your church songs? You have a lovely voice Master Jason

Jason still crying: Thank you.

Bruce from down the hall: Hello, Danny? Yes it happened again. How soon can you get here? Uh-huh. Okay that would be lovely. *giggles* You're so funny.

Jason: I want to go back to the streets.

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You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

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Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

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A very lazy sketch of jason being protective over his father. Aka cockblocking.

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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop��so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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This reminds me of the energy of my uncle who is simultaneously the biggest Trump bootlicker to ever lick a boot and also the guy who sat outside his gay Muslim neighbor’s house for a week guarding it with a shotgun because they were being harassed by bigots.

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Lois Lane is going undercover to investigate a secretive part of the government.

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Right away, things are odd.

Her job is simple; janitorial duties.

The very first thing they give her is a thermos, and tell her to never, ever put food in it, but that she has to keep it on her at all times. The thermos is not allowed to leave the building.

She is only cleared to clean one room; the entrance. That is it. Another janitor has to pick up her trash once her trash is full and take it somewhere else.

Sometimes agents come in with white boxes that drip green, for which she has to put on a hazmat suit to clean up and, afterwards, undergo a few medical tests.

The agents, however, never have to wear those hazmat suits.

Sometimes there are protests from the nearest town hosted outside, and if that happens, Lois gets bundled away out through a different exit that she must remain blindfolded while led to.

One month in, and during a medical test one of the doctors eyes light up.

They say she's 'strong enough' to survive the next clearance level.

Lois bites her lip, swallows her questions, and dedicates herself to finding answers.

The next clearance level is cleaning bathrooms in Section 1, the point just past the entrance.

She doesn't intend to stay much longer; she's getting more questions than answers, and this is looking like something that Clark would be better suited to handling with a few of his League friends.

The bathrooms have rules of their own.

Third stall from the left in every bathroom is to never be opened, no matter what she hears or if anyone is calling for help.

Never, ever try to reload the paper towels unless she's tazed it with a specialized tazer three times prior to touching the dispenser.

But; she can finally go to the dumpster out back! Which is great, because there's a way through the fence that they don't realize local raccoons created.

Exit point secured.

On her last day, with her exit planned and Jimmy already waiting for her in a predetermined location, the bathroom stall third from the left creaks open, and out staggers a bleeding, heavily injured teenager.

He has white hair, glowing green eyes, a black and white jumpsuit, and he only looks at her with despair and tired acceptance before passing out, reverting to black hair and normal clothes.

Lois barely gives herself half a second to process what she just saw.

Then she's removing the trash from the trash bin, laying the bin on it's side and roughly shoving the injured teenager inside of it, placing the bag full of trash on top of him, hurriedly cleaning blood off of the cart, bin, and herself, and speed walking to the dumpsters out back.

If she can get him out through that opening and into her car, Jimmy can drive them to the nearest hospital, and...

Wait.

Hospitals are...probably not a super great idea, given where the teenager staggered out of.

Okay, change of plans.

"Clark," she says under her breath as she gets into the open air, "I have a hurt kid and hospitals aren't a good idea. Can you take him to the nearest secret hero doctor?"

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Do you think astronauts ever look down at the earth and see a sketchy storm cloud and feel like they should let someone know?

Astronaut: “Houston, you’ve got a problem.”

Control: “We’ve got a problem?”

Astronaut, watching King Ghidorah haul kaiju ass across the Gulf of Mexico: “Yeah you’ve got a fucking problem.”

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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"Where were transmascs during Stonewall?" Across the street throwing lit mattresses at cops and chanting "gay rights, gay rights, gay rights!" from the windows of the Women's House of Detention, asshole.

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Source: ayumioyabun