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100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room

Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini: sucks at math

Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night

Leo: spends all their money on food

Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak

Libra: has an amazing ass

Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs

Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn: has the worst memory ever

Aquarius: believes in aliens

Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

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me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

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Max Rockatansky in ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ : a summary

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So much respect right now.

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A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

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just sim things

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IT FITS SO WELL IM SCREAMING

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parents: *yells at you*

parents: *screams at you*

parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*

me: *raises voice slightly*

parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME » [1/5] current celebrity crushes: Taron Egerton “I recently did a visa and do you know what category I was? ‘Alien with extraordinary ability’ How cool is that? So, now, that’s how I introduce myself to people”

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Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"

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