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krusie being a chaotic menace (in public)
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
#i literally look 14#i wish i was joking#ive had ppl be ✨weird✨ about it too#like flirt and be rlly fuckin gross and go “youre 15 right?”#there was this time where someone said they feel like theyre getting away with pedophilia by flirting with me
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic
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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
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In epidemiology, a disease vector is any living agent that carries and transmits an infectious pathogen such as a parasite or microbe, to another living organism.
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i don't actually give a fuck whether fatness is an indicator of health because health shouldn't indicate a moral high ground. being healthy isn't some pinnacle of human achievement, it's not morally superior. and being unhealthy isn't a moral failing and shouldn't mean you're less worthy of kindness, justice, and a good life. signed, a chronically ill person who will never be "healthy" at any weight.
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If you're struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to...
Google universities/colleges near you.
If you can't get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.
Look-up when the graduation date is
Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation
So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that's easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.
I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.
What I got for free:
Mattress and box springs
2 10 ft area rugs
The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.
Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds
My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.
Three short stools
An organizer rack
Watering can
Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)
Chairs
Shelves
What I got for cheap:
Two futons for $50
Custom coffee table with storage for $25
Three tall stools for $30
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The Sky
*note: i have no memory of writing this but i found it in my notes app one morning, so ill just leave this here for me to ponder. not a poem, i dont think, but certainly something.
I can see the sky
I know how the wind feels
I know how the clouds taste
But you’ve clipped my wings
I now stay on the earthy ground
I now sniff the flowers below
I can see the stars
I know how they shine
I know how they sing and dance
But you chained me down
I now dream of their colours
I now long for the moon
I loathe you for what you are
I know your bared teeth
I know your sharp clippers and hands
But all you see is love
I now lay in your bed
I now hold you when you shake
I can see the sky
I know its a lie
I know i don’t matter
But i still wonder
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havent played the new deltarune chapters and yet just seeing the shit on my fyp is enough to get me mildly hyperfixated. cos i literally have no money time to watch someone play it lolololol
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gee kris how come toby lets you have 2 girlfriends
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