Pirates (OFMD), Angels/Demons (Good Omens) and other assorted gay people i guess
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I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like โhere are two guys. Theyโre in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his โcaptain voiceโ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.โ

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i love Lucius Spriggs. he was 100% ready to murder Stede until he found out he'd been homophobically bullied in childhood. he took a deep sigh and adopted that baby gay who is also his dad.
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The thing about Stede is that he is simultaneously Ed's big strong man, and also his baby. The same way Ed is the most brilliant competent man Stede has ever known and also a kitten. They really contain multitudes in this ship huh
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good morning Ed is obsessed with Stede's long nightshirt for reasons neither of them really get but if Ed wakes up first he'll press himself along Stede's broad back and snake a hand around his waist and place a kiss to the shell of his ear to gently wake him while he strokes Stede's morning wood through the shirt. Stede goes from "mhmrf?" to writhing and whimpering in no time, begging Ed to help him take his shirt off, it's both too much and not enough, but Ed is on a mission. loves feeling Stede's hot, stiff cock through the cotton and watch the damp spot at the tip grow the more desperate Stede gets. keeps mumbling in his ear that he can do this, Ed knows he can, knows Stede can come like this. really, Ed just loves seeing the fabric getting soaked when Stede comes, knowing he did that. then finally rucking up the shirt, spreading Stede's legs, jerking himself with his soiled hand before it turns sticky, and painting Stede's poor neglected hole with streaks of come
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sound on!! bbgirl watching his crush <3
audio pulled from that one bts clip of taika directing s1 ep1
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conducting scientific experiments to see just how tiny I can make him
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to me the funniest moment on ofmd is when jim is exclaiming how st augustine will ruin your hair and then faraway offscreen you hear stede say, โiโll wear a hatโ why is that so funny im in tears every time i love you stede
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Pirate husbands (๏ฝกยดโ๏ฝ)๏พ ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
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Quick warm up: pretty boys in their cursed clothing
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