I am so obsessed with Jenna Ortega that i fear it's becoming unhealthy
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Have a random one-shot ❗❗
Lazy Saturday
Agatha attempts to give Rio a quiet, peaceful weekend of relaxation. Nicky helps. In the end, some past matters nearly rise to the surface and disrupt things.
tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Lazy Mornings, Domestic Fluff, Family Fluff, Light Angst More tags on Ao3
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THE GESTALT IS FINALLY CLOSED. I love them sooo much
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship
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Not to make an "I thought these were all part of the same post"-post, but in my defense I am currently sickly.
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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
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people my age who didn't grow up watching phineas and ferb are beyond me. you don't like fun? joy? british people? whimsy little boys with strangely shaped heads building weird machines? you never listened to award winning banger ain't got rhythm? you never got to experience the life-changing nature of squirrels in my pants? you're telling me the sheer existence of vanessa doofenshmirtz wasn't some kind of awakening for little you? you don't know about the giant floating baby head? the fireside girls? the ooca? the mustache aliens? the excitement and tension of awaiting the one line ferb is inevitably gonna drop by the end of the episode? whatever the platypus and the pharmacist got going on? you don't know who buford is?
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Did NOT expect the new season of phineas and ferb to have a sharp and acute criticism of unpaid internships and their exploitation of college students but i really do approve the moral of this episode
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sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig
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pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨
I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:
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