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“How muach of a human’ body can you replace with cybernetics before they are legally declared a robot?”

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the feature i really need tumblr to add is to have your moms phone number on your profile so if you disagree with me i call your mom to tattle on you but then your mom and i get to talking and we realize we actually have a lot in common then at the same time we say “maybe we should continue this conversation over dinner” then we both laugh and that night your mom and i meet for dinner and i bring her flowers and pay for her food and we have a beautiful evening together that leads into an even more beautiful night on a beach under the stars and i turn to your mom and say “i know this may seem a little fast but i’ve never felt this way before” and she says “i was thinking the same thing” and we kiss under the moonlight and we realize in that moment that we want to spend the rest of our lives together so i move in with her and fall in love more every day and we grow old together and she passes before i do but luckily i’ve come to think of her children like they’re my own then years later i’m on my death bed and you say “you were like a second mother to me” and i say “hey remember when you disagreed with me online 50 years ago well L + ratio + i fucked your mom LOL” then i die having got the last word in

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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starting to scratch the surface of why the buddie girlies have been climbing the walls all these years. eddie about to get back together with his estranged wife that it never worked with because he wanted christopher to have a mom. eddie dating his way though women trying to find christopher a mom. meanwhile while all of this is happening ACTIVELY entrusting christopher to buck in every way possible. there's no one I trust with my son more than you. if I die i want you to be the one who takes him. buck in their home cooking christopher dinner and helping him with his homework. eddies every relationship being about failing to find someone to coparent chris with WHILE he is already filling that role with buck. who wrote this show I just want to talk.

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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

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when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night, with your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife, and when you think about me all of those years ago, you're standing face to face with 'i told you so', you know i hate to say it, i told you so, you know i hate to say it BUT I TOLD YOU SOOOOO, you can kiss a hundred boys bars, shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling (WELL I TOLD YOU SO), you can say it's just the way you are, make a new excuse, another stupid reason, good luck babe (well good luck!) well, good luck babe (well, good luck!) you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

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Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

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i dont even wanna have sex i just need someone to have really psychosexual erotic sexual tension with

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life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

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people r always saying “get therapy” 2 ppl who have actually had too much therapy and need to do two years of a brutal physical labor job instead Genuinely no more therapy-speak and obsessing over the supposed intricacies of your average mind for you get your ass on the Alaskan salmon fishing boat

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Mike and Sky in 1992 and 2016

ph: Catherine Opie and Jess T Dugan