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Wow I just had a fucking TERF try to groom me. Are you shitting me. First you’re gonna wanna check if the person you’re trying to groom is actually cisgender you actual steaming pile of shit and second that bullshit didn’t work on me when you were an infant literally sitting in a stealing pile of your own shit (not much has changed!) so it’s sure not going to work on me now.

Anyway @alicelostinwonderland99 is a TERF and a bigot. Pass it on.

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i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.

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Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

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me: tumblr can you upload this photo?

tumblr: no

(5 hours later)

tumblr: hey im sorry about earlier. i uploaded your photo 8 times to make it up to you

[yolonny]

women pity me fish hardly acknowledge me

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Hmm yeah really great way to fight period stigma by refusing to acknowledge that it’s a women’s issue and the reason why it’s so stigmatized is misogyny! “Don’t know why some people get periods” maybe it would help them learn if you would acknowledge that women get periods because of our female reproductive system!

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EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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Since it’s almost that time of the year again

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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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HEY.

[yolonny]

Cosmo wanda I wish everyone’s nose jobs were reversed