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I have been to two parties where my skills in lifting wine and spilled berries off of white furniture and white carpets has made me a hero.  Unfortunately I don’t think its the manliest thing to demonstrate so I left home alone.  Oh well.

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I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

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maybe men wouldn't be so lonely if they were capable of seeing women as human beings.... just a thought

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men should grunt and moan more

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black fawn filet crochet - mine do not repost

୨†୧ will be available for purchase on my shop once it’s launched

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What the hell!!! Where am I

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— EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE’s (Oscar-nominated) screenplay

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Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

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She is brightness, she is luminance. She will hypnotize you and drag you into her world. Her name...

... is Light Mode. 

This drawing turned out a little more serious than I had originally intended. I get so many comments about using light mode for my computer and phone that it became the inspiration for some new artwork!

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an angel that’s an animal

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