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i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results
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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” i could be your best kept secret or your biggest mistake hand behind this pen relives a failure everyday
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pete wentz the type of guy to say "I'm against women's suffrage. I hate it when women suffer"
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speech before heaven, iowa
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These cats were cuddling in the shape of a heart
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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