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I swear to everything that if a gas station in my city would drop there prices down to like 2.50 a gallon I would PROMOTE the absolute SHIT out of them. I would have neighboring towns come get this gas no cap. Get them fucking trending or something. Anything to change this bullshit.

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My urge to pet cheetahs is so dangerously high, that I don’t think I could stop myself from doing so if I had the chance to see one in person.

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Normalize being closed on holidays. Fuck em.

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Aromatherapy- the only therapy I can afford

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My patience for blatant stupidity is wearing severely thin these days.

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Don’t ask me if I’m alright I will 100 PERCENT break down

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In a perfect world we would have Jordan Peele and John Krasinski collab on a horror film. Can you imagine???

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A trend I would like to bring back: Using your damn turn signal

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Dude if a video game randomly saves that is a THREAT my friend

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If I tell you something, I mean that shit. I’ve probably played it in my head a million times and thought of a million different ways to say it. May seem small what I say, but damn does it mean so much more to me.

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Coronavirus: *do what it do*

Me: 🎶 this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S 🎶

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nothing like binge watching hoarders to make you wanna clean ya house

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Happy Halloween! 👻

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I just love it when you get yelled at by your boss for doing something and they do the exact same thing and don’t see a problem. Fucking great