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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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"Queers were here”

Graffiti in Ramallah, Palestine

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I can't read one report on air strikes without thinking there are people whose job is creating these weapons and they make six figures or more doing it and their family will live a comfortable life on that money. It will never leave my mind that this is an industry

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Sleeping isnt enough for me. they need to invent sleeping 2

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The hazards of having a medical post break containment on the “piss on the poor” reading comprehension site is that you’ll have people not actually reading what you wrote and then assuming it’s a general thing and therefore applicable to them and that for some reason you need their input about your condition, a thing they’ve never heard of before but are resolutely sure they have the answer to.

“It sounds like you just need physical therapy” my sibling in Hell, did you read the fucking post????

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Astronaut tweets

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New outfit idea

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So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps