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You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

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It is Uncouth to drink blood directly from a human’s neck in some back alley like a miscreant. You don’t even know where that human’s been. You could get blood all over your chin and clothes, like a slovenly barbarian. No table manners whatsoever

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🚨💗 KAMINARI APPRECIATION POST💗🚨

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Another great thing about Mark and Ethan is what I call their “friend fact” instinct.

It happens relatively often, really. One of them will hear a ‘buzzword’ and a little lightbulb will go off and they’ll spit out a relevant fact about the other.

In “Mark and Ethan go Casket Shopping” they go over to a casket and the lady starts pointing out the velvet interior. Immediately Mark points to Ethan and goes “he hates the feeling of velvet” which makes Ethan smile.

In “Chickens teach us about life and death” (this video is all around great to analyze their dynamic) the lady mentions the chickens eating spaghetti and Ethan lights up and “Mark’s dog loves spaghetti” pops out.

Two of the most interesting things about those examples are the extremity of the adjectives and also how certain they are. Mark’s not asking “you don’t like velvet, do you?”, He’s telling her that Ethan doesn’t like velvet.

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growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

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ya’ll support nonbinary people right up until they use any label other than “nonbinary” or any pronouns other than “they/them” lol

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will someone please tell hozier that when wasps pollinate figs they die inside the fig and the fig slowly grows with the wasp inside it? and also that every kind of fig tree has a specific kind of wasp meant to pollinate and die inside it? feel like he could make that pop

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Bakugou slowly becoming protective over Deku as the manga has progressed and writing it off as “you can’t beat me it you’re dead” attitude is my favorite thing

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I’m talkin’ necromancer, but in a hands-on kind of way. I’m talkin’ rubber boots thick with freshly-turned mud. I’m talking palms all calloused from the effort of it all. I’m talking biceps. I’m talkin ruddy cheeks and a tan. I’m talkin shoving spell components into ratty overalls and scribblin’ incantations in the old almanac. I’m talkin bringing back Patches ‘cause the mice got in the grain and no one else was quite as good at chasin pests away. I’m talkin asking the old donkey if she wouldn’t mind another spin, only the mare’s just exhausted what havin just had twins. I’m talking grandpa said, before he went, that he felt he wasn’t done, and he’s really gonna miss the golden wheat under sun. And who am I, in the end, to deny a dyin’ wish?

I’m talkin bringing a yellowed lantern into a field of moonlight and puttin up a scarecrow you’d swear just waved back.

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going on testosterone is so exciting im so glad to finally go through my himboification

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My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.