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Had an angsty idea a while back of Reader and Alva trying very hard for a baby during their long marriage, but being unable to have one... And then when young adult Luca comes in to be mentored, her and Alva treat him like their son they could never have...
Which makes it extra sad when Luca kills Alva, because he is essentially leaving his 'mother' all alone with no one, no child, no husband... (As Luca will go to jail and I don't think Reader can forgive him). I think angst with Reader is not very often done, because it is very sad...
You didn't have to share this... You could've let me live in peace... Oh my heart... My hurting heart, Alva... You didn't deserve any of that...
I actually talked about it a bit the other day...
They hurt me so badly.
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don't mind me,when that S tier drops my broke ass is gonna be in my "There's no Fool's Gold limited S tier in the essence right now, i don't know what you're talking about,you must be seeing things again" era /j
God same... If I don't get it I'm really just going to go:

And then I will cry myself to sleep.
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Okay FINE then I want to see Orpheus drool
Haha... Orpheus heavily drugged up on his own mixtail of various 'remedies', having to be tied up so he doesn't act out, barely conscious... Drooling, laughing manically at random, so sexy... Those binds will loosen eventually...
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Yoshi I'm back to ask for the discord link pls pls I'm reminding you now pls
Sure! Here's a link lasting only for a day:
Overhell.
Oh, and here are some recent highlights so y'all can see what you're missing.
Please remember that the server is adults only, however you don't need to provide any ID proof for general access to the basic SFW channels! All fandoms welcome and all that y'all know how it is.
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NOOO YOSDHI DONT CLOSE REQUESTS I APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF THE OTHER ANON
I don't have a spit kink, I have a mouth fetish, there is a clear difference between drool and spitting... Spitting is when the saliva like, is spat out, meanwhile I'm more like, into saliva that is still attached to the body that made it.
Real mouth fetishists know what I'm talking about.
...by the way, this is all lighthearted I'm not seriously upset 😥😥😥 if I was actually upset I would just kill y'all. (Delete the ask and never respond to it)
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Oh no Yoshi misunderstands, I already knew in my heart of hearts that Philippe is ideal for a breeding enjoyer. Besides it you go the full way, he’s even great with kids. He gives the panda cradle a little wave after rocking it if you interact with it and it makes my heart go ough
He’s so miserable and broken and the things I want to do to him are not safe for tumblr’s ears this one thinks - 🐈
I don't have that furniture... Or Philippe...
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I want to drink ANDREWS spit 😻😻😻

I'm going to close my inbox...
So if y'all want to know who to blame, it's this anon.
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FG is getting new S tier! Are we excited!!? I know he’s like just born but idc i didn’t play when his first came out and i need to get his skin this time!!
First thing I did was tell my server about it but this morning
He came out nearly two years ago... Ithaqua got two limited S-Tiers in a smaller amount of time so idc, MY KING DESERVES THIS!!! /lh
I wasn't there for Infernal Sin either so please PLEASE let me get this one... Shop package or essence I don't care, GIVE ME FOOL'S GOLD. I'll actually sell my kidney for him... Or even beg my boyfriend to please get it for my birthday... I'm desperate.
And his A-Tier accessory is coming back too??? I'm in HEAVENNNN!!!!
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Philippe likes family, and he’s skilled at anatomy canonically
He is ironically or perhaps unironically ripe for breeding kink shenanigans
I'm frightened at how fast you put that together...
But yes that is true. Truth nuke even.
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Best wife Philippe mention thank you for feeding me Yoshi
I can fix him
Guys please let me try
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Tell Norton I'm gonna mind transfer my period cramps onto him
He would let you, only because he's dismissively like, "Yeah, it can't be that bad compared to the mines." Low-key he is right, but he also would learn that there is different types of hurt and just because one thing hurts less than the other, doesn't mean he should dismiss your pain.
As I've said before, he can have some misogyny as a treat, but thankfully he isn't misogynistic out of hatred, Norton just genuinely doesn't know anything about women... Other than what he heard miners say about their 'awful' wives.
So he is willing to learn.
Now imagine giving him endometriosis cramps... Now THAT'S worse than the mines.
#yoshi answers#norton campbell x reader#endometriosis sufferers get behind me i will protect you from him
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Norton's favorite form of affection?
Closing his eyes and putting his forehead against yours.
...though if you question him, he just says "I'm transferrin' my headache to you" and then smiles when you complain that you don't want his headache.
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Yoshi... You've answered so many biting asks, are you okay...?
You see anon, I have an oral fixation, so this is actually great for me. I love teeth and fangs and tongue and saliva and drool...
Hah... Amazing!!!!
But I've been very normal about it all things considering. I haven't even gotten into my mouth fetish stuff! Honestly, I could be a lot weirder, but I hold myself back for y'all's safety.
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Have you seen that gesture that Hullabaloo makes when he stands still, the one where he hits his head with his hand? I can't help but wonder... why? Why does he hit his head?
I actually went to see this for myself...
Assumedly, his humming was a tune of the circus, he started to hum it without thinking... So he smacks himself in the head to stop himself.
This is what I imagine based on the context clues anyways!
Poor thing... You'll need to stop him from hitting himself so much :(
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Ough...same anon that talked about the potential of yandere Joseph in the summer event...
Reader only arrived a few days before Luca did, and only intended to stay for a short while, but something always stopped them and things get more worrying when they tell Luca that while yes, the villa is nice and everyone's been wonderful, they can't stop feeling like there's someone watching them.
And all the while, there's Joseph, the host and owner of the hotel. He's very hospitable to the reader by showing them romantic places that visitors don't usually go to, giving them drinks at lower prices, and maybe here and there flirting with them. He tries to subtly plant the idea that leaving their old life to live on the island with him is a very good idea that they should definitely consider. All that's stopping him is Luca, who seems to have a similar idea. No matter. After all, who would want to leave paradise, leave him?
Either way, somebody is gonna commit a crime, and with no police on paradise, it's going to be a lot easier to hide the evidence...
Can they fight over Reader? I ask, for normal reasons.
The subtle manipulation of a man as charming as Joseph, with the influence of a wildcard man like Luca pulling you the other way... Yet both want you to stay with them, in this new place, leaving behind everything just for them...
Is that not the ultimate proof of your devotion?
#yoshi answers#im so cooked i saw the word Paradise and thought of postal dude#joseph desaulniers x reader#luca balsa x reader#dare i say... love triangel?#anon writes
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which idv men are cool to the touch... i always run hot so i love hugging/holding hands with/cuddling with slightly cold people... like yes put your icy hands on me i want that i need that
Easy, Andrew, Hullabaloo, Richard, Antonio, Fool's Gold, Aesop, and Philippe.
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