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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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just wait until antizionists-not-antisetimes find out what "next year in Jerusalem" means.

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would you also draw me If I asked you

Of course

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Mandatory divorce for anyone over 35. Start over if you wanna be married

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עדיין תקועה על זה שאיזה מפגר.ת אנטישמי.ת כתב.ה לי שאם אני אוהבת את ישראל כל כך אז שאני אלך להגן עליה במקום רק "to simp for it online"

כאילו, מי מספר לברו

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You know US millennials and younger have known peace for most of their lives because of how many of them are screaming crying throwing up about WWIII because the US dropped a few bombs on one country

It's just downright fucking disrespectful at this point

Not only did millions die in WWIII, but estimates of hundreds of thousands died in US-backed wars against Al Qaeda, ISIS, etc in the twenty -aughts and -teens

This isn't even close to the scale of war in Ukraine, or Sudan that are like, currently unfolding

It is mind boggling how everyone's brains have rotted to the point where they can only express things in extremes

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I like when I say “do I have a volunteer to—“ to a group of kids and they’re already raising their hands. Bro what if I wanted a volunteer to swim the English Channel wouldn’t you feel silly?

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Dm @'–Mvjq(A!i&ugRe::

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refering to g-d with it\its because no one can stop me, though he\them is probably more correct

I was wondering with myself for a while with what pronouns to refer to G-d.

Usually G-d is referred to with he/him in the tanach, but like a lot of Jews I know, I'm in the position that G-d doesn't have a gender. And while he/him doesn't necessarily mean "man", and in the original Hebrew these pronouns can arguably be viewed as gender neutral, they're still gendered in english and using them for Him felt a bit off sometimes. I thought about mixing it with she/her or they/them but that also felt off, like I'm forcing something on G-d or something, or implying if G-d is genderless He HAS to use these pronouns.

What I settled on, for now at least, is using He/Him as sort of "neopronouns" for Him. It's still he/him but capitalised. Idk. What do y'all think?

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i. i think i've gotten an irrational fear of the letter Z now. i see a post with a capital Z and go oh no here it comes.

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i. i think i've gotten an irrational fear of the letter Z now. i see a post with a capital Z and go oh no here it comes.

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i. i think i've gotten an irrational fear of the letter Z now. i see a post with a capital Z and go oh no here it comes.

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say about Australians whatever you want, but "we're not here to fuck spiders" is the best phrase ever.

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