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omg faithlynn this is so cute i cant even
ive missed jack and lovie so fricken much lately its insane and this is perfect
1 + 2 = “NOT AGAIN!”
part of the el!hughes au
summary: in which jack and y/n (lovie) are pretty happy, but are even happier by the end of the day.
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my fingers tremble as the back of my knuckles graze over the soft and supple skin on the cheek of my three month old, whom rests in his bassinet.
“what are you three doing today?” my husband lounges on the bed, his own hand sprawled on my sweatpants clad thigh; while i sit on the edge of the bed beside him.
“i think your mom is planning on taking El out to the water,” i reply, voice soft as i stare at our son, “and Leo and i are gonna go shopping.”
“shopping?” Jack inquires. the linen sheet falls down his toned stomach as he sits up to look at Elio in his bassinet, whose eyes crinkle when he sees his father.
“yeah, i need new clothes. don’t i? yes, i do. yes, i do.” my tone is squeaky and high pitched as i direct my sentences toward my baby.
the bedroom door squeaks as tiny toddler feet slap against the floor, running into the room and clambering up onto the bed.
“daddy! uncle winny ‘time to go!’” El stitches together through labored breaths, her chubby cheeks red from the exertion of running.
“uncle quinny says it’s time to go?” Jack deciphers her words, pulling the two year old into his lap as she tries to peer into the bassinet.
“mhm!” she hums, much too distracted by the baby that has scrunched his body up and opened his mouth into a yawn.
setting our daughter aside, Jack rises from the bed, hissing when i poke at a bruise on his hip as he stretches out his limbs.
he received that particular bruise as he was tending to Eleanor last night; running into her dresser as he navigated the darkness of her room after she woke up from a bad dream.
“lovie,” he grunts, batting my hand away and stepping back, “how would you like it if i poked your bruises?”
jaw dropping in disbelief, i scoff, “you do! all the time!”
a mischievous smirk spreads across his lips, accompanied by a chuckle, “i know.”
i scoot up the bed, El clambering into my lap and resting her head on my shoulder as i watch Jack bound around the room. from the closet, to the dresser, to the en-suite, and back to the dresser, until he’s dressed and ready to head off to the rink for training.
walking back to the bed, he dips down to peck a kiss to the top of El’s head before pressing his lips to mine in a goodbye kiss. when he pulls away, he turns and leans down even farther in order to kiss Elio’s chubby cheek.
“call me if you need anything,” he speaks, gathering his gear bag off the top of the dresser, “i love you, girls.”
“and you too, Leo!” he hastily adds as he leaves the room, just in time for his brother to call from the bottom of the lake house steps.
“Jack! let’s go!”
“i’m coming!”
**
a smile twists at my lips as i watch my toddler cuddle up to her grandmother, her eyes trained on the princess movie that plays on the living room tv.
“hey momma,” i start, catching Ellen’s attention as i pass by the couch, “i’m heading to put Elio down for nap.”
“okay, honey.” my husband’s mother nods, “i’ve got Eleanor, why don’t you go ahead and take a nap too?”
“yeah, maybe.” i shrug, “thank you.”
with the three month old in my arms, i climb the stairs, turning into Jack and i’s room at the top of the steps.
in a post-feed haze, Elio’s eyes are struggling to stay open and alert, rather crossing and fluttering shut before he pries them back open. the sight makes me smile softly, gently transferring him to the bassinet by the bed. almost immediately, his eyes fall shut and tiny little snores fill the air as he finally drifts to sleep.
i sit on the edge of the bed, admiring the infant in his little blue onesie as his fingers twitch in his sleep. and in a motherhood haze, i quickly lose track of how long i’ve sat, just watching him sleep.
“you get the snoring from your father.” i whisper, a loving gaze in my eyes as i scan his face.
“he does not! you snore like a freight train!” i hear from the doorway, my head snapping up to look behind me and finding Jack stalking into the room; closing the door behind him.
“okay, we both snore.” i concede, watching as my husband sets his gear bag back in place upon the dresser and strips down to get in the shower, “but i do not sound like a train!”
“no, you’re right.” he remarks, “you sound more like a helicopter.”
“i do not! i snore like the delicate angel that i am.”
“angel? yes. but snorer? also, yes.” Jack chuckles.
“we get it, i snore.” i huff, “how was training?”
“it was fine. i just need a shower and a nap now.”
i suppose he should enjoy naps while he can. it’s easy enough for him to have one right now.
“did you go shopping?” he asks, disappearing into the en-suite before i hear the shower water turn on.
“yeah! lemme show you what i got!” i leap from the bed, swiping the shopping bags off the floor by the bedroom door.
“shower fashion show.” my husband states, “i’m sweaty and i’m not about to listen to you complain about how bad i smell.”
“good idea.”
he hops in the shower as i bring the bags into the bathroom, dumping the contents upon the counter. and for the next fifteen minutes, i’m in a flurry of quick changes and listening to his comments of ‘oooh’ and ‘i like that’ and ‘you look so good in that, lovie’.
“use my conditioner.” i tell him as i step into a new article of clothing, “your hair is getting dry from the lake water and the sun.”
“copy that.” he calls out, and i turn around just in time to see him squirt a dollop of my expensive conditioner into his palm.
“okay, last outfit!” i announce, and he turns his head to look at me as i twirl.
“that’s pretty.” he comments amidst rinsing the product from his hair.
“hey, babe?” i study myself in the mirror as i speak, turning to the side. my heart races, and i’m fairly certain i can feel it knocking around against my ribcage as Jack hums in acknowledgement as he turns off the water, “does this skirt make me look pregnant?”
i watch his reflection in the mirror as he steps out of the shower, wrapping a towel around his waist as he studies my figure.
his brows furrow, face pinching in confusion as he analyzes my stomach; a small tummy left over from Elio’s birth nearly four months ago, “no?”
“‘cause i am.”
his entire body goes rigid in the mirror, eyes wide like a deer in headlights.
“say that again?” he chokes out, and i finally turn to face him as an anxiety ridden smile plays at my lips, tears gathering in my eyes.
“i’m pregnant.” i repeat, “again.”
Jack steps forward, wet hands plastering to my hips as his eyes dart between my stomach and my face.
“you’re sure?” he questions, receiving a nod in reply, “but we’ve only- the once- and i-”
“the once is all it took,” i shrug, resisting the urge to gnaw at my lip in worry, “i went to the doctor today before i went shopping, just to confirm what the test said a few days ago…. i’m 10 weeks.”
“three kids,” he breathes out, “oh lovie, how are we gonna do this?”
“with a lot of help from your parents and luke?” i tell him, but it comes out as more of a question than a statement. “how are you feeling?”
he blinks a few times before finally looking me in the eyes, pulling me flush to his dripping chest, “happy? scared? excited.”
“yeah?” my smile widens into a grin as his forehead drops against mine.
“yeah,” he reiterates, “we’re having another baby.”
Jack grins, his hands snaking down my hips until he reaches the crease between my ass and my upper thighs. lifting me up, my legs wrap around his waist as his lips crash against mine.
he steps forward until my ass rests on the counter, his lips trailing away to leave open mouthed kisses down my neck.
my breathing picks up, my heart pounding as my fingers sneak into the hem of the towel around his waist.
it’s at that moment that a faint cry echoes into the bathroom, alerting us that Elio has awoken.
“better get used to that, stud,” i laugh as Jack pulls away, a whine escaping his lips as he throws his head back in complaint, “because we’re gonna be getting interrupted a whole lot for the next eighteen years.”
**
“hey, Quinny,” i call out from the living room couch as he stands from his seat, glancing over as he hears my voice, “are you going upstairs?”
“i wasn’t planning on it, but i can?”
“can you grab Elio’s pacifier? there should be one in his bassinet, but if not then there’s some in my nightstand.”
“yeah, be right back.” Quinn jogs up the stairs, waving his hand up in acknowledgment when i call out a thank you.
the entire household is lounging in the living room, a child friendly movie playing on the tv. Trevor, Cole, and Luke build an intricate castle out of blocks with El, whilst Jim and Ellen sit on the other side of the couch, with Jack sitting beside me, and Alex sitting in an arm chair. Adam, Luca, Mark, Ethan, and Dylan all sit in chairs that they pulled in from the dining area, laughing at the sight of their friend taking building blocks with his niece very seriously.
“Trevor, stop. if you put that block there, it’s gonna fall!” Luke huffs, knocking the red block out of Trevor’s hand and onto the floor.
“you’re gonna teach baby Hughes bad things! stop hitting!” Trevor argues, making Cole roll his eyes as he continues building another wall of the already ginormous castle with El.
“your uncles are silly,” Cole tells El, tone serious and no baby voice in sight, “we don’t argue, do we? you and i, we make a good team.”
“she’s two, of course you get along with her!” Trevor grunts, “but if you were paired with mr. hot hands over here, you’d argue too!”
“i’m only hitting you because you won’t listen!”
the entire living room full of people is practically teeming with laughter at the scene on the floor.
“WHAT THE HELL!”
everyone freezes, the room falling silent as we all turn to watch Quinn bound down the steps.
his face is paler than usual, his eyes wild as he glares at my husband. my eyes dart around, scanning his stiff form. my body tenses as i see what’s clutched in his hand; the ultrasound photos from my doctors appointment just this afternoon.
i forgot i stuck them in my nightstand drawer. fuck.
holding them up, he glares at his brother, “NOT AGAIN!”
“hey! it takes two!” Jack pawns our small son off to Ellen, leaping from the couch and holding his hands out in front of him in attempt to placate his older brother.
“you really cant keep your hands to yourself, can you?” Quinn gruffs, “that’s practically my little sister! the poor girl can’t catch a break!”
“she’s my wife! and that night was her idea!” my cheeks flush as he announces our escapades to the room of our friends and family, “how were we supposed to know that would happen?!”
“well you’ve already had two! i think you should know by now how it works!” Quinn hisses.
“okay, can we just calm down?!” i snap, standing from my seat and facing Quinn.
“you two should be using protection,” Alex mutters from his seat. shaking his head, he looks over at Trevor and Cole, “i swear she gets pregnant every time he breathes on her.”
“shut up,” Jack growls, glaring at his best friends as they all snicker.
“you’re pregnant?!” Ellen shrieks, making Elio twitch in her arms. she looks down at the bundle in her arms, her voice softening “oh sorry, sweetheart.”
“we weren’t planning on telling anyone yet.” Jack sneers, eyes glaring daggers at Quinn.
“but yes,” i smile, looking around the room as i begin rubbing my husband’s shoulder in attempt to calm him, “we’re having another baby.”
“the last one for awhile, i hope?” Trevor questions, an eyebrow raised, but he cowers when i glare at him, “what?! the rest of us can’t keep up!”
“the last one ever.” Jack announces. “we’re not planning on having anymore. we decided a long time ago that we’re a ‘three and done’ kind of family.”
“yeah, alright.” Luke scoffs, “we’ll see how that goes.”
“can’t we all just be happy?!”
everyone’s eyes dart to me as i stomp my foot, tears welling in my eyes as i begin to feel overwhelmed with all the chaos and panic that’s filled the room.
“Jack and i are happy. we’re having another baby. that’s that! there’s no more discussion to be had!” i cross my arms over my chest.
suddenly feeling very immature for my outburst, i plant myself back onto the couch, taking my baby back from Ellen and focusing on his sweet little face to calm myself.
the room is still silent, everyone still staring at me as Jack lowers himself back down onto the couch beside me.
“hey,” he coos, “it’s okay. i’m sure they’re all very happy for us. right, guys?”
a chorus of ‘yeah!’s and ‘congratulations!’ fills the air, and my body relaxes into Jack’s embrace.
“i’m sorry, i overreacted,” Quinn sighs, crouching down beside the couch in order to look into my eyes. his hand splays across my knee, “you guys make some pretty cute kids, i can’t wait to meet the next little one.”
“yeah?” i murmur, looking at my brother-in-law.
“yeah. i just got a bit scared because you just had Elio and i’m worried for your health.” he explains, “but i promise that i am happy for you guys.”
“please don’t worry, Q,” i tell him, “my doctor says it’s completely okay and that i’m healthy. there’s nothing to worry about.”
“okay. as long as your doctor says you’re good.” he amends, and i nod.
“well i’m not good!” Jack huffs, “i’d like an apology!”
Quinn rolls his eyes, “i’m sorry, Jack.”
“not forgiven.”
“are you sure you want another baby with him? he’s acting like a child.” Luke remarks.
looking over at Jack, i smile as he grins innocently at me, his thumb absentmindedly rubbing the top of Elio’s head.
“yeah, i’m sure.”
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‘i guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time’
KAT STRATFORD - 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
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my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume
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"we already home shawty"
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YES I AM, IN THE KINDEST WAY POSSIBLE.
VINNIE PLEASE LET HER RANT ABOUT HIM SO I DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER ANY MORE
don’t. ignore. him.
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I GENUINELY DO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS BUT BC OF YOU HE IS ALL OVER MY FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT INTERRACTED ONCE WITH ANYTHING 😭
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I just got. A signed. Taylor Swift. CD. From a family friend I haven't seen in years.
I burst into tears I swear to God
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I am so so so concerned right now.
(TW sex mentions, revenge porn)
I was in the ace tag reporting bots and I saw someone that would post a girl's pictures and next to them the same picture but ai generated to make her look naked. I am pretty sure this was done without consent and I don't remember the username but I'll put it in the replies so you can block, report etc. I'm genuinely concerned for the girl and I'm pretty sure it's revenge porn.
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my friends shouldnt believe shit i say...
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HAHAH NO
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AND NOW I'M CRYING, GOOD JOB
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barelyyyy
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Quinn Chews, are you kidding me?? 😭
This is the cutest and best thing I’ve seen all evening istg
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HAHAH NO
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AND NOW I'M CRYING, GOOD JOB
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HAHAH NO
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AND NOW I'M CRYING, GOOD JOB
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I have ONE on this acct and like 3 on my main
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Quinn Chews, are you kidding me?? 😭
This is the cutest and best thing I’ve seen all evening istg
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NO??
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AND NOW I'M CRYING, GOOD JOB
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AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHRUNK??
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AND NOW I'M CRYING, GOOD JOB
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i've been close a few times but it's never stuck
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AND NOW I'M CRYING, GOOD JOB
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for my 0 hockey followers <3
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Quinn Chews, are you kidding me?? 😭
This is the cutest and best thing I’ve seen all evening istg
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