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that’s it

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I HAVE LAMB WITH THEM THANK YOU VERY MUCH

I’m sorry…

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THEY ARE EVIL

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They are balls of wool on legs. To quote terry pratchet “looking for new ways to die”

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Something I do really love about The Tumblr Experience™️ is that you get everything. The whole blog, in order, not by popularity or (usually) tailored to fit an audience.

I followed this person for one thing, but this is a really gorgeous picture of a bird. A gifset of a movie I never would have seen. A poem about brothers or frogs or ribbon or love.

It's odd but it's meditative, almost. I think it's part of why mutuals, especially ones we don't really talk to, are such a specific phenomenon. I've never spoken to you, you stopped talking about the thing I followed you for forever ago, I don't even remember what it was, but I like seeing you there, still reblogging gifsets of 1990s cult classics and parasocially blogging about Bob Dylan.

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I don’t want the sheep tho

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JAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KUUUUUURRRRRROOOOI

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CHAPTER 5 and it now has PLOT??? somehow??? accidental fix-it fic??

11. Do not teach the younglings, or anyone for that matter, to curse in any language. 

17. Knight Skywalker, I don't care what they're paying you, I'll double it. Stop advertising for pro-droid companies in the middle of battle.

28. Illegal pod racing is just that; illegal. 92. In general, do not give Master Ti ideas. 

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3 hours and all I made was $20

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Thanks to everyone who reminded me to charge my camera! I did remember and I’m at my photo shoot rn :D

I need more lenses but this is the best I’ve got so far (is about $550 AUD for the smallest lense I want, the max is about $1.4K as it’s one of those length of your arm set ups… perks of living at the bottom of the globe in one of the most isolated places for shipping sob)

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At least three times a day I have that “I should ask tumblr if they would like it if I post about this” but then I remember I really don’t care. you chose to follow me, you did this to yourselves

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I don’t know why but I ducking gave them Ryan Reynolds voice and now I can’t take it seriously

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

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i can do it with a broken heart

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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the tortured poets department is giving miscommunication trope and i love it

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I’m not high enough for this shit right now