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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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To reclaim the American homes sold to Aquaman during global warming.

saw this on bp none of it is mine*
But this is the most team magma thing I have ever seen
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
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Uh oh. I don't think masturbating is going to get us out of this one
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