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     ＂ ... I know I’m dead, and nobody can hear me and all,

         -- But would it have killed you guys to call me ‘Peyton’ instead of ‘the victim’, or ‘the body’? ＂

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      Peyton had already been feeling himself slipping. He had once been a carefree and passionate actor- once Broadway bound, but ever since the first incentive, he’d been losing touch with himself.

      And now? This was the straw that broke the fucking camel’s back. He saw the pictures in his hands, and his fingers trembled before stuffing them back in and shoving the entire thing haphazardly into his pocket. He turned away from anyone else who was nearby- he didn’t even think to check who was there- and stood there, in the rain. 

      Thunder roared distantly as he fell to his knees, soaking his pants on the puddled ground, and then... he cried. Loudly, grossly, not even minding the watching eyes. All he knew was he hated this place, hated everyone, hated his entire existence here. FUCK this place. FUCK THIS PLACE.

      He shoved his fingers into his hair, and subsequently hid his face, tears sliding down and merging with the water already on the ground.

      No. He was definitely not okay.

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@mcncheri

      ＂ ... Oh, hey. I almost forgot. ＂

      Peyton pulled out his phone and used the... PayPal-like thing to transfer 200 MonoCoins to Adrien.

      ＂ You wanted to go on one of the rides, right? Well, I had an idea for a favor you could do. It’s nothing big either. ＂

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      ...

      ＂ Yes? H- Hello? ＂ He discreetly coughed and wiped his eyes on his wrist, trying to make it look like he felt better than he actually was.

      ... He gently took her hand and stood, making it sort of look like she was helping him up. ＂... Thanks. Who are you? ＂

Soft footsteps are taken, each one careful as she looks to the ground, careful not to step on anything that might be used as evidence. Still, something was off.

That man over there wasn’t okay.

With those same careful footsteps, she walks over to him, and simply holds out her hand, as if she were to help him stand.

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      He hasn’t really been helping out this entire investigation. He’s just... sitting there. Sulking.

      Maybe somebody needs to talk to him, he doesn’t look okay.

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     ＂ ... Sorry I’m helping jack all with the investigation, I just don’t... know much about this investigation shit. I mean... my brother could, if he was here- but he’s ten and... not here, so.

      ... And we were talking about alibis? Well, I was screwing around near the MonoMono Machine then went to bed. I never actually bought anything, though. I decided against it. ＂

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@desbearer

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      Peyton had been in a state of complete and utter shock for the past hour. He had been in a cloudy state of mind for a while now, sure- but now he was just... completely dazed. His eyes glazed over with   incomprehension, not reacting to anything around him.

      It was only until he looked once at Adrien until he felt... anything, and it just so happened to be a mixture of fear, realization, and relief. And he kind of wanted to cry, but that was almost all of his life anyway.

      He made sure Monokuma was gone before running over to the kid and placing his hands gently on his shoulders. His fingers were trembling and pale- his face was almost completely washed over white.

     ＂ -- Are you okay? I haven’t seen you since- God, you look like you were- well... trapped for a few days. Look- let’s just wait a few seconds before we check out the place and take our minds off of this for a little while. It looks like you need it. ... We both do. ＂

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   ＂… Wait… so- if the knives are missing from the kitchen… I’d be fucking worried. You aren’t allowed to move those unless you’re planning on using them as a weapon. And- they wouldn’t be used for self defense, either, since there’s no guarantee they’ll come in handy and you might get executed for it. So whoever took them… they must be planning on doing something. This isn’t good. “

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      You know, he’s kind of surprised Monokuma hasn’t spoken to him or messed with him like he has with the others at all.

      And then he realized it’s probably because he’s already dying on the inside.

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      ＂ ... I think I’m finding it a good general rule of thumb, to uh... pretend you don’t care about the people you really do care about. Too late, but... ＂

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     ＂ ... I go for an hour or two to clean the bathrooms, and I come back to see you all talking about having sex.

      See, this is part of the reason I can’t believe this place. Not just the murder thing, but the fact that you still have the weirdest shit on your minds. I’m kinkshaming.

      Anyway, yeah. I’m taking my pay and spending stuff on the machine so I can hopefully get something to clear a headache. ＂

+ 200 MonoCoins

Total: 299

(Also, as an OOC note- Peyton has a DPOE page now! It can be found here.)

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     ＂ ... How about you go eat a bag of dicks, buddy. You tell me to stop fuckin’ yelling with my own words and won’t even do it yourself. Unbelievable. ＂

「龍如風」—

        “… not everyone can have it easy I guess, but you are right yelling won’t help.” He won’t comment AT ALL on that last ‘friend’ comment, he was probably better off with less friends around, in fact it was a burden enough that stupid Adrien was stuck in there, had he been a little bit older he would have made it out.

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     ＂ ... Nice first impression. You have the eyes of someone with liver problems, but I don’t wonder if you’ll die of organ failure. ＂

【 ✘.♕ ;; @youcaant

               ❛ You have the eyes of a murderer. I can see it. I wonder if you’ll be the one to sacrifice themselves for a couple of brats. ❜

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      ＂ Are you trying to make... small talk? ＂

      ... He laughed awkwardly for a moment before he cleared his throat.

      ＂ Sorry, that was a terrible pun. I know. But seriously, it would be very ironic. I kinda wanna know how that’d work out, though. Classic Disney tied to the railroad trick, or...? ＂

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“If someone decides to play the murder game I hope they use the small world ride to do it. I think it would be slightly ironic, don’t you.” Ian found himself laughing at his terrible joke. He probably shouldn’t be joking about murder, but he refused to take this situation seriously. Surly, the bear would let them out sooner or later, right?