youdontkillclown

[youdontkillclown]

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[youdontkillclown]

                 OOC :   good evening, personal blogs. if you reblog anything i post without permission, you will be blocked immediately. no ifs, ands, or buts. i will not tolerate you breaking basic god damn etiquette.

                              ( ok to reblog ! )

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reminder I am leagues more active on @scamton

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if any of you spoil deltarune for me tomorrow I will cry

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bro...he just regrew that...

SHE JUST GOES IN TO BITE YOU , COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED , SHE IS JUST LATCHING ONTO YOUR ARM .

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You'd think she is leaning in for a kiss but you idIOT . . . SHE JUST PROCEEDS TO BITE HIM . . . CHEW THE CLOWN EVEN . . THRASH HIM LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY .

" WOAOWAWOAWOWAAWOA- "

what the fuck. he is getting shaken. he is getting squeezed.

...this is kinda fun, actually!

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hi

SEMISEL . INDIE WARIO . PENNED BY MEDIC!

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       ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ᴘᴇᴛᴀʟꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʀꜱᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴇɪɴꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴛᴇᴍꜱ ꜱɴᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴜʟɪᴘ ʙᴜʀꜱᴛꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ.

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I'm this fucking close to making a wario blog

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@youdontkillclown Hold he.

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y’all ever write a rp reply then immediately pass out

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like dis for an affectionate demon tricky in your inbox

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"Lets see who can scream louder. I'll start first- aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" -Tilly

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "

does that count as cheating? he doesn't care either way.

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alt!

" hoohoo, I hope nobody's surprised to see me! "

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"alt!"

BUU MADE CANDY!!!! YOU WANT ANY????

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Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a charecter I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!