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Get A Clue (2003)

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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DERRY GIRLS 3.01 The Night Before

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DEAN’S GAY

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Wholesome anger

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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you will make it out alive. you will have done it. that future version of you exists. a happy one, one that looks back at you and is so glad you did not give up.

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“Clients often ask me what my most memorable tattoo is that I have removed. Last year an elderly woman came in with her son, sat down, and proceeded to roll up her sleeve. I could tell by the way she and her son were looking at each other that this was going to be a numbered tattoo. I looked it over and said “No problem, I can remove this for you!” and the look of relief on both of them was incredible. I begin prepping her and we get to talking. She tells me that when she was a child she was taken to Auschwitz with her parents, was separated immediately upon arrival, and never saw them again. Once she was “liberated” or freed from Auschwitz she migrated to England, and then finally to Canada years later. I told her “there is a fad going around where young people will carry on a “number” once the original owner of that number passes away.“ and her response was priceless (keep in mind this a frail older woman… "Fuck that!” she says. “This is my number, I was born without it, and I will die without it, no one else will have this number on them. This number cost me my mother and father” “Fair enough” I said. I asked “What advice would you give young people instead?” Her reply is equally priceless..“Do what that lesbian says ‘be kind to one another”

Liberals Love Israel

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Enjoy! ASL is a beautiful language isn’t it?  Be sure to pick up a few non swearing signs too. We deafies always appreciate if you do know these so we can say hi. Here’s resources you can use to learn more signs: The ASL App, Lifeprint.com, ASLpro.com, and Gallaudet.edu’s learning ASLmasterlist: www3.gallaudet.edu/clerc-center/info-to-go/asl/learning-asl-books_media_classes.html *Note: I am a native ASL user who have used ASL my whole life. I’ve also had my several ASL fluent deaf friends to check and give me feedback. ✩ Twitter ✩ Tapastic ✩ Facebook ✩ Patreon ✩

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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

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//Rugrats// 🥀Like or reblog if you save🥀

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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The West Wing cast photographed for Entertainment Weekly - September 2020

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s15 unaired scene: inherit the earth

how can you be gone?