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My take on #Slytherin’s Common Room 🐍✨

“Our common room lies behind a concealed entrance down in the dungeons. As you’ll see, it’s windows look into the dephts of the Hogwarts lake. We often see the giant squid swooshing by - and sometimes more interesting creatures.”

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summer time goth 

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our love is yours always, we’ll wait for you

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Don’t worry, Yoongi. They know. 😁

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Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

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Some of yall are like ‘YES I am an avid Lord of the Rings fan NO I don’t know fuck all about elves or their history, we exist’ And fellas? That’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard, get over here

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what people think are the sexy parts of women:

butt

titties

lips

what the sexy parts of women actually are:

the fangs

the venom dripping from her claws

the terrifying scream that shatters glass

the menacing way she cracks the bones of her enemies

also the titties

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ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it

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Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

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boyfriend look

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Janssen and Bissonnette just duked it out in the Blues alumni game