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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this
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coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response
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I hc warriors as having albinism (bc my friend has albinism and I don’t see enough positive representation for albino ppl) so I did a sketch of him

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.
Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?
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there’s a longcat translation of the bible on the internet and i think about that every day
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Been enjoying making outfits for the Pines so I wanted to make a celestial/starry night themed one ⭐️🌌✨
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sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing to me
“The fascinating world of insects” by Free High-Quality Documentaries on youtube
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FDA cancels meeting to select flu strains for next season’s shots. “Deciding on the strains in the spring gives vaccine manufacturers enough time to produce the shots to be ready for the fall.”
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