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Something something A1 having no signature features as they were just an egg made for tests and so not meant to be loved by any islanders

Something something Richas canonically having no signature features since the brazil jersey came from one of his parents

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Also my god Ramon is so much like q!fit so many of his actions from the stream today it's just so apparent how much the kid looks up to him and has been learning from him from him having that broom out sweeping showing the fed oh I'm not a threat I'm just the janitors kid just cleaning up but still positioning himself in front of sunny just quietly protecting his siblings never letting his eyes off of them keeping them in earshot when they went in for questioning only giving the feds a straight answer for the question he knew they already know (or at least thought they knew lol feds aren't keeping up with their residents love lives ig) but not out right threatening them just trying to stay under the radar (though it didn't really work but he tried okay) feds tell him to fight Tallulah he fights Tallulah anything to survive bc that's what his family does

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...oh, holy shit. Did the Federation just give us their experiment plan??

GROUP #0001 - Chayanne, Leonarda, Ramón, Dapper, Bobby, Tílin, JuanaFlippa, Trumpet Department of Convivial Condition Observation

These were the first eggs. The first batch of eight. Put out as a test, a blatant test: can you keep them happy? I wasn't around at the start of the server so I'm going off of a lot of hearsay here, but from the best I can understand the eggs were supposed to be a week or so(??) long experiment to help the two languages of the server come together and spend time with each other. The happiest egg at the end of the week(??) would "win." It was somewhat competitive if I'm remembering right?? That got thrown out the window as the eggs kept running, but initially, it was more like that. (I could be so wrong. Sorry.)

Regardless, "Convivial Condition Observation": breaking this down real quick. Convivial means "(of a person) cheerful and friendly; jovial." Essentially, happiness. Condition being the...condition of either the eggs or the islanders, or both. Observation being the act watching them that the Federation is doing.

"Convivial Condition Observation," or, let's see how well you can keep these eggs happy. And, alternatively/in addition, how happy it keeps you.

GROUP #0002 - Tallulah, Pomme, ______ Department of Subsistence Monitoring

The first thing that stuck out to me with this group was the fact that Tallulah and Pomme were found in very similar ways. Pomme was stuck hidden in the wall, and Tallulah was found hidden in the attic of the adoption center. If the third egg's name really is six blanks, and stands for MEMORY as I'm suspecting it might, then that egg was also hidden—to the point where Cellbit needed coords just to find its adoption center.

"Subsistence Monitoring" breakdown: Subsistence means "the action or fact of maintaining or supporting oneself at a minimum level." Monitoring being the act of observation that the Federation is doing.

"Subsistence Monitoring," or, let's see how well these eggs can take care of themselves without any external help.

GROUP #0003 - Sunny, Pepito, Empanada Department of Permanent Surveillance

This one is a bit alarming, I'm not gonna lie? The clear tie here between the three eggs is that all three were found on Egg Island. The name of the island could possibly have something to do with it? I really don't think I can pin down a definite decision for this answer until we know what the Federation was trying to surveillance.

"Permanent Surveillance," or, let's keep an eye on...something. Egg Island? The islanders?

GROUP #0004 - Richarlyson, ___ __ Department of System Analysis

I'm going to come in straight off the bat and tell you I have no idea what they could be doing in this group. "System Analysis" is incredibly vague, and likely intentionally so.

The best guess I can make is that the system being referred to is...the eggs. If EGG A1 is supposed to fill in the five blanks of the name, then this becomes obvious: the one time we saw this egg, ElQuackity was putting them through a parkour test. A parkour course is generally used to test skills.

...if I wanted to get really headcanon-y: Richarlyson's leg is canonically misdesigned. Running a parkour course with an egg younger than Richas could be the Feds trying to sort out what the issue with Richas' leg is/was.

Additionally, in the really headcanon-y realm, Romero Richas could be a fascinating way to show system malfunction. Just saying.

"System Analysis," or, let's make sure our experiments are working properly.

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it’s funny that ramon is being put under observation because he’ll notice immediately and he and his dads will build a machine to observe the federation right back or block their signal somehow

choosing to mess with the wrong egg

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We got the names of more Federation departments now to add to the list!! 🎉here’s all of the ones we know now:

Census Bureau

Design Bureau

Genetics Department

Department of Convivial Condition Observation

Department of Subsistence Monitoring

Department of Permanence Surveillance

Department of System Analysis

now I’m gonna try and break down the new ones

“convivial condition” basically means “happiness condition.” remember how with the original eggs at the beginning it was meant to be a test for the parents, where the happiest egg by the end would win them a prize? its changed since then, but the federation has continued to observe the eggs’ happiness levels (like with the cookies) and also use them to observe the happiness of the islanders/keep them in check

“subsistence” means to survive by one’s own support. considering how pomme and tallulah were just left in the wall alone for who knows how long struggling to survive, this makes sense. probably to see how an egg left in a condition like that would develop- this does imply the hope egg, who was left alone to survive, is the deceased member of that group. and yes these eggs are also probably used to take note of islander ability too

“permanence” is the state of being stable and long-lasting. em sunny and pepito were stuck on hellish purgatory island and lived. their conditions are being monitored as a result, and they are currently being used to “stabilize” all the traumatized parents (especially the ones who had lost an egg before)

system analysis is pretty self-explanatory. analyzing the system of the experiment/island processes, for further development. it’s different from observation, monitoring, and surveillance. though I’m not sure what that means for richas and the unknown egg or why they’re glitching, it’s worrying

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foolish's genuine, actual shock reading em's "i trusted you it would be safe, and that trust killed me" sign

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They were saying goodbyes right under Cucurucho's nose!

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Hey whatever you do, dont think about the second Pomme and Richas finally see Cellbit and Baghera again.

Dont think about them running up their parents and excitedly hugging their legs with tears in their eyes.

Dont think about how they dont care if Cellbit and Baghera have dirt and blood underneath their nails that never seems to leave.

Or that Bagheras arms are constantly shaking from the chainsaw and that Cellbit’s first instinct when he saw his child was to grab his knife.

They dont care because this is their Pai and Maman.

This is Pomme’s Maman who would sit in the warm sun with Pomme and sing a made up song whenever Pomme would play her flute. How Baghera would dance with Pomme, even if the bags under her eyes were deeper that usual or if she always keep looking at the sky, a hand on her sword.

This is Richarlyson’s Pai who would always go along with whatever made-up character Richas made that week, always making sure to do an accent and putting on a dumb hat to fully play the character. It didnt matter if Cellbit was in the middle of looking up a cypher or if his voice was shaking because he was scared that something was going to take Richas away.

No matter how much pain and destruction Cellbit and Baghera have done, nothing matters more than feeling their parent’s arms around them.

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Do you think that Bagi and Cellbit grew up with stories of their dead grandfather?

Do you think they heard about how he never returned from prison? How he must of died there?

Do you think when they were young, too young to understand, the twins promised they would grow up to be investigators and find their grandfather? Bagi was so close. Cellbit will never know. They kept part of their promise, isn't that something?

Is Cellbit named after his grandfather? They look a lot alike, don't they? Was his first brush with the paranormal trying to reach out for his grandfather?

Did Bagi find two near identical mugshots when looking for her brother? One of them is over forty years old at this point. Did she wonder if her family is cursed in someway?

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like a bug under a cup

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In commemoration of today being the 6 month anniversary of Tazercraft’s prison break stream, I’ve decided to post some Tazercraft art

The duo ever :D

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Don’t worry, dad will help you.

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I was thinking of how qCellbit would probably be the one to teach Richas how to properly fly, even though he can’t fly anymore.

The idea of him full of pride as his son reaches the sky just like he used to do is so sweet 🥺 they are my everything I swear.

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spiderbit au where qcellbit is a notorious supervillain and qroier is one of the city’s most well-known heroes (their universe’s spider-man)

supervillain cellbit is vocal about wanting to destroy the feds from the inside out, completely ruined. roier wants the feds gone too, admittedly; he saves people bc he wants to, not bc he has an agenda given to him from the city’s red-flag government. but he can’t just talk about that, of course. he hasn’t tried acting out against the feds yet, but maybe one day he will

nobody knows that they’re in love. that they’re together. have been for a while now. they’d do anything for each other

(because who could ever love a heartless villain who’s taken so many lives?)

it has its inconvenient moments at times, it truly does, but they make it work for each other. some people wonder why spider-man has seemingly caught every villain but the big bad™️ when he’s had ample opportunity to, but no one digs too deep into it

except the feds. and one of the leaders in particular, cucurucho, is determined to get him into federation custody once and for all

and, well… qcellbit was a notorious supervillain, once

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I'm a little scared to share, but here's the Tazercraft playlist I made! All these songs were chosen because they make me think of Tazercraft.

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YES!!!! EXACTLY!!! I LOVE THEM, MAN :(

Finally backwatched Fit's D3 prison vod (the only reason I'm happy there's no server right now; I can cATCH UP) and I just

Mike gleefully calling "GO BROTHER! GO BROTHER!" to Slime during the language class I'M SO SAD

I feel like it's an underrated canon fact because I'll mention offhand like "Well, you know, Mike and Slime are brothers!" and everyone's like "wHATTTT????" BUT THEN THEY INTERACT IN CANON AGAIN AND THEY'RE SO- :(

I love them. I need more people to know about them.

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"Mike, you're the nicest brother I got, man."

Thinking about that line. Thinking how even in prison, they are just as happy to see each other.

Thinking about how qSlime had 8 siblings. Thinking about how only one them has a name he remembers.

Thinking about how qMike grew up in an orphanage, where he met Pac, the one he ended up in prison with. The one who he met Cell with, the one who he escaped with. Thinking how he ended up on the same island as his brother, the same island as Cell(bit), the same island as Pac.

Thinking about how qSlime talked about his childhood. He was tucked into a little box, along with his siblings, where he spent his formative years trying to tell his limbs apart from theirs. Thinking how him and his dad used to play "stab", though he'd end up in a crate, since "Kids in the crate grow up great!"

Thinking about the fact that their father remarried. Could make them half-siblings, but could be the cause on how Mike managed to leave.

Thinking about how even way before the Brazilians arrived, Gegg said that he was from Brazil. Though he could not speak Portuguese, he knew how to speak Spanish and English.

Thinking about how Mike was the one to point out the similarities, they look alike, it's undeniable. Thinking about how Slime exclaimed they were long-lost brothers.

Thinking about how qSlime said that he killed his siblings. Mike remained though, Mike left.

Thinking about how Slime considers every slime to be related to him. Thinking about how Slime said that the fly that Fit killed was his sister. Or how he said that he was waiting for her to return back each time.

Thinking about how Slime said that crime runs in their bloodline.

Thinking about how Slime said that there has never really been a "Flippa" rather than a "Flippo" in their family.

Thinking about them. Slime and Mike.

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Also I am in fact dramatically going through it over tazercraft (as in I know nothing is really going to change but I'm still sadTM) so if I go on a tazercraft rb spree again today mind your own goddamn business, okay? /lh/j