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executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

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Oh my God. All of us here are legit non superpowered citizens.

How on earth do you not relate??????

I just physically can’t understand how any of y'all could think iron man was wrong in civil war lol

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Reblog if you’re a girl and are a big Marvel fan!!

Trying to prove a point…

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Jessica getting it right

daredevil season 2 ends with matt mourning elektra’s death

luke cage season 2 ends with luke refusing to see claire

iron fist season 2 ends with colleen and danny on a break

meanwhile

jessica jones season 2 ends with jessica sitting down for a family dinner with her hot neighbor and his cute kid

literally all the defenders end their second seasons with their romantic relationship in varying states of shambles EXCEPT for jessica and honestly that’s the biggest plot twist of all

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I just made myself really sad thinking about how I’ll likely outlive the original cast of Hamilton.

I mean,

How do you lose someone so important? Lin’s work is massive, magnificent, and a work of pure genius, but the cast is what made it come alive. Can you imagine anyone but Lin being the first Hamilton? Can you imagine anyone but Leslie being the first Burr? Philippa has set the bar for every other Eliza after her; can you imagine if someone different had had that role? 

And I can only imagine what it’s going to be like when the first one of them passes away. How will it feel to have a now-incomplete cast reunion around a casket?

Not all of their deaths are going to be of old age.

All of them are part of the narrative. But not all of it will be remembered. Not all of it can be preserved.

History obliterates….

And nobody is getting any younger. All of them are running out of time.

We’ll be older by then, but we’ll still be there for it. We’ll hear the news on the television or see the web article. Starts with one. Then another. Then a few more of them. The number of remaining original cast members will get smaller and smaller. Slowly, we’ll watch as our favorite characters slip away.

I’m really sad now thinking of the quartet: Lin, Anthony, Daveed, and Okieriete. Thinking of them as Hamilton, Laurens, Lafayette, and Mulligan. 

Thinking of what it’ll be like when only one of them is left.

I imagine he’ll pull off the best cover of Empty Chairs at Empty Tables that the world has ever heard.

The last one of those four, kneeling down in the earth at the gravesides, choking softly and whispering under his breath.

Raise a glass to the four of us….

I can only think of what it will be like when we get two very old cast members singing One Last Time with each other, and it turns out to be the last thing we hear from one or the other of them.

The original cast getting smaller and smaller. All of them trying to sort things out, write things down, compile their memories, build something that’s gonna outlive them. Trying to leave a legacy. All of them growing closer together, meeting up more often, and knowing that bad news could come at any moment.

All of them,

slowly fading out,

still alive and wondering

who lives

who dies

who tells their stories.

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If grandma's exist on other planets, then I'm sure it's an interplanetary thing ..

grandma: what else would you like to eat? me: you have fed me 14 cookies, 3 brownies, 8 pb&js, a bowl of ice cream, an entire thanksgiving dinner and a full box of poptarts grandma: here, take the leftovers home

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I think the reason people hate Tony Stark so much is because they simply cannot understand what a true redemption arc is. Tony is the embodiment of realizing one’s mistakes and repenting for them for the rest of one’s life. From the moment Tony got hit with the shrapnel in his chest and realized his own ignorance and naivete, he’s dedicated his existence to destroying everything Stark Industries previously represented, more so after Yinsen died to give him a chance at escaping.

Yes, Tony made mistakes. That’s the point. Ignorance is not excusable, even if Stane was the one to do the bad deeds, and he is just as guilty (arguably a bit less than Stane). But he has more than paid for that ignorance. The arc reactor, his plenty near death experiences, his PTSD, anxiety, the near loss of both Pepper and Rhodey — all of that is his punishment (and his own mind which places ten times more guilt on his shoulders than should).

If people can’t move past his mistakes and see him for the hero he is, then that means that they aren’t able to give people second chances and don’t believe people change.

Tony wasn’t a pillar of morality and American patriotism since he came out of the womb like Steve, he had to grow and change and learn from his mistakes to get to the version of himself that he is today. And that is the reason people love him — because, putting his wealth and genius aside, Tony Stark is all of us. He is human, he errs, he grows and betters himself. Tony Stark is the hero all of us can be the minute we stop living in ignorance and work towards changing our ways.

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avengers 4

thor: lets go over the plan tony

tony: ok

thor: you have to travel back in time

tony: no prob

thor: you’re the only one that can get this done properly

tony: ya

thor: theres a huge possibility youll die

tony: fine by me

thor: and even bigger possibility youll get stuck there unable to come back

tony: k lol

thor: oh and you also gotta reunite with rogers

tony: no way.

steve, jumping out of a bush nearby: awwh COME ONNN

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hear me out: stark industries developing a line of anxiety-relief plush toys that detect if your pulse sped up and they beep out the pattern you should be breathing in as soft notes, sending out a distress signal to the nearest ambulance if you dont calm down soon enough. you can also download your favorite song on your toy and it plays it out to you in calming frequency so not to worsen your discomfort. they become a hit, and soon people of all genders and ages that have anxiety issues carry their StarkPals around because if Iron man himself is not ashamed of bringing his bright yellow teddy to board meetings and social outings, why would anyone else be

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All sides made mistakes and no character is perfect. I like Steve Rogers, but let's face it, he fucked up big time.

a list of compromises offered by tony during cacw:

we agree to this now or it’ll be done to us later

we don’t have to follow shield or hydra, but we should follow the UN

i just want steve as part of the team, let’s come to an agreement and we can forget all this bad blood

wanda has to be in a prison or contained, and i’d rather put her up in a house where she can be comfortable and kept company by vision until i can have her reinstated

i’ll admit bucky to a psychiatric facility in the US where he can be cared for and kept safe

sign the accords now for show, and we can amend all the details later

i believe you that bucky is innocent and that zemo is behind this, and i’m coming to help you to fight him even though you didn’t trust me enough to explain any of this

a list of compromises offered by steve during cacw:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No hate or anything but Priyanka Chopra is too old to play Kamala Khan. Kamala is a TEENAGER. DONT SPEAK THIS SLANDER AGAIN

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Hey! So we’re two good ol’ Jewish gay people who are disabled, penniless, and stuck in a filthy apartment complex with a roach problem. I’m on the left, my fiance @watsonarchetype is on the right.

A little under a year ago, my mother kicked us out of my family home. She left nothing of my recently deceased fathers’ money to me, despite knowing I would struggle. You may have seen us around before talking about this same situation; there’s a post from a few months ago where we’re asking for help with the same issue, but the longer these things are around, the slower things get.

Both of us are disabled and while I have been able to work a part-time retail job, it has mentally and physically taken a severe toll on me. Both of us are in constant pain of varying degrees; with my fiance’s declining mobility, the flight of stairs up to our apartment is becoming a serious problem. 

I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and cannot currently afford my medications, the cost of gas to get to and from doctor’s appointments, or even the cost of gas to get to work. 

We have not been able to grocery shop in several months. We are required to choose between paying rent and eating food.

We can’t afford our rent if we plan on continuing to live. Our only chance is to move out, and we desperately need help to fund that.

The apartment complex has a systemic roach problem. The contracted pest control company has been unable to eradicate them because they live in the walls. There are sexual predators living very close to us who have threatened us more than once. Management is only sporadically available and has zero interest in the quality of life of their tenants. (More on the garbage apartment here.) We have no outside help and cannot seem to raise the money to get out of this place. The situation is becoming desperate.

If you can, please donate at:

paypal: paypal.me/alexandriarain cashapp: $runefire venmo: @niarkos 

I also have poetry for purchase at payhip.com/raccoon and I take writing commissions here at @holmesarchetype.

Thank you so much for reading & sharing. We appreciate it beyond all words. Love & light. x

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linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

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lil avengers by Hallpen

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Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT” - “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways” -“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“ -(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese” -“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS” -“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it” -“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling” -“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else” -“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason” -“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us” -“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends” -(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

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Guys this is one nice girl, help her out if you can.

Hey Folks, Can You Spare Some Time To Help Keep A Trans Woman From Homelessness?

My name is Rachel and I am in a bit of a bind here. 

My rent is due in by the end of the week, the 15th of September, and while normally this wouldn’t be an issue, I was recently laid off and not have found a new full time job yet, and my staffing agency has flubbed the payments they owe me, so now I am essentially out a few hundred dollars. I need at least 350 to make it to the end of the month

Please help me if you can, weather it be in cash or in spreading this around, any amount of money would be greatly appreciated

This is my paypal if you can donate, and thank you again for your help

xoxo - Rache