he/they | 23 | NSFW Side Blog | Bisexual | Switch | Neurodivergent | Incredibly horny yet incredibly awkward
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You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends
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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me
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Seriously, why can't I find a chiropractor this good?
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don't ask her to change positions, just toss her around
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People who like NSFW posts but don’t reblog them
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*crawling out of ur tv* hey do u wanna snuggle for a bit
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Shads & Karlach :^)
full drawings are here OR here if u dont have a twitter
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fun fact: the best way to get a top to completely fucking obliterate you is by clearly expressing what you want and what your boundaries are. get your back blown out with this one weird trick
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from back rub to “just the tip” to rough sex
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