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I love Hector and I love the fan fiction I've been seeing so far

But I know characters like him eventually will get fic where it's just straight up non-consent stuff and some of the stuff will be made with the creators complete chest believing that this is believable

If you think Hector would ever do something so horrible like that you've missed the entire plot and more.

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Adding to this

Pet play and maybe breeding

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Good morning gay people in my phone

Today I offer Hector. Tomorrow? idk

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Imagine the sound of your F/O's voice as they whisper into your ear what, exactly, they want to do with you and your body.

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a lil sexting w the homies ain’t never hurt nobody🥺👉🏽👈🏽

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Yes, the rumors are true. I'm horny as hell and incapable of direct eye contact.

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well i think we all would. You’re not special

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Obsessed with the idea of my F/O finding smutty me x them fanfic I've written about them, reading it and deciding to re-enact it with me.

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sometimes you have to imagine that fictional man deep inside of you to keep yourself grounded tbqh

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Artist: Terry Furry

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Ah ok I'm always a little trigger happy with getting off the screens forgetting that they have a line when you change the relationship status TwT

Me personally I have no idea! Dunk is just hot and wholesome

dude imma be fr those hcs were fantastic, GENUINELY LOVED THEM MH GOSHHHHHHhhhh, like im ngl you got it SPOT ON for dunkkkk underrated asl

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I'm so glad to hear that! I tried to make them as accurate as I could I even did Dunk's love route again real quick to make sure they seemed accurate and to actually pick the sex options this time

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Either I forgot that line entirely or I didn't get it but damn regardless

dude imma be fr those hcs were fantastic, GENUINELY LOVED THEM MH GOSHHHHHHhhhh, like im ngl you got it SPOT ON for dunkkkk underrated asl

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I'm so glad to hear that! I tried to make them as accurate as I could I even did Dunk's love route again real quick to make sure they seemed accurate and to actually pick the sex options this time

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dude imma be fr those hcs were fantastic, GENUINELY LOVED THEM MH GOSHHHHHHhhhh, like im ngl you got it SPOT ON for dunkkkk underrated asl

@iroharchive

I'm so glad to hear that! I tried to make them all as accurate as I could I even did Dunk's love route again real quick to make sure they seemed accurate and to actually pick the sex options this time

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Random Date Everything characters NSFW headcanons

Characters featured: Hector, Parker, Lux, Dunk

Ageless/minors DNI

Hector

His favorite part of sex is not actually the sex itself it's the foreplay before anything.

He loves to tease your body by gently moving his hands around your body, and soft kissing anywhere he can like it's some sort of worship. He tries his best to make you squirm and relishes it

This might be a surprise, but most times he doesn't like being a bottom yet he doesn't like to be a dominant top either. He's definitely a soft top wanting you taking the lead, and tell him how to please you

That's not to say that he minds being a bottom but he prefers to help you

Definitely not avoid to be kinky specially if his God wants it. He loves doing anything and everything he can to please you

Except for pain and degrading. He would never even let himself insult you let alone hurt you. the most he'll do is biting and very light choking. Phantom choking basically.

He's actually very silent during sex, and masturbating. The vents aren't really that private you know

Most you'll hear in sex is small panting, and whines but he'll give you more noise if you request

Probably goes without saying, but he loves when you're somewhat demanding. Don't be too cruel about it, but he does love someone that knows what they want

He also wants to know he's doing well. Please praise him for anything he does right for communication sake, and his praise kink

He love's adding temperature play anyway he can to your love making

If you were cold/hot he would make purposeful effort to make his body the opposite so when he touches you, you would feel all the more

Subtly raise the heat slowly forcing you to strip more and more

Occasionally when you're in the middle of sex he'll use the grate on his outfit to blow one thing of cold air to shock you

Aftercare is a must every time. He does not let himself rest until you are clean and taking care of

Lux

(Not sure where to put this but I did give them a dick despite them not having a confirmed sex I think so keep that in mind I guess. I'll keep from doing this in the future tho)

I hate them *proceeds to make these anyway*

When they said you guys only have sex when they wants to upload something on Fans Only they means it. It's hard to convince them when they're not in the mood especially so when they're in the middle of a stream

But if you convince them mostly by sucking up to then they'll end a stream like "I guess that's it for today's stream luxxies! Make sure to check Fans Only soon byeee!~"

Recordings, live and photos are a given.

And if you're lucky enough even outside of Fans Only "Don't count on it"

They're most definitely a grower. A absurdly nice grower bigger than you'd expect. Along with that they're very smooth not having any body hair.

They moans like a pornstar. It's unclear if it's for the recording or they're just like that

Very into exhibition. They don't mind anyone watching honestly they're into it frankly. If they're in the mood it's happening no matter what

Also slightly masochist very into hair pulling and one or two nice slap on the ass

Obviously mostly a bottom, but if they feeling particularly devilish they'll top

When they top they do it to prove a point/a punishment

Favorite "punishment" is you choking on their dick for sure

They love too cum on your face then lay their dick on your tongue. It just makes you so pretty for their Fans Only

They'll say stuff like "good girl/boy/slut" in a condescending way to you after taking these punishments

You will at least have to have a threesome once with some other person Lux choose

Parker Brandley

Good fucking luck buddy

First you got to win that love dice roll and now you need to somehow make board games sex related or it's not happening

Lucky for you strip poker does technically count. Maybe not a board game but it has clear rules and if Uno counts this can count to. He will not let you get away with using this all the time tho

Despite how stingy he can be with it he's very easy to work up. Just a little too much skin and/or touching a certain way can give him a boner instantly

He's quite nervous. Being awkward, and fidget quite a bit for your first time, but he quickly gets into the groove after a bit

When you finally get to the stage of actually doing something he's a feral animal with it

Massive switch! He doesn't really care what way it goes

Bottoming he's very noisy, and reacts very intensely. Unless you gag him the whole house is going to hear his semi screaming

Topping intense, and quick. Boy does not waste a second he acts like it's the end of the world as a plows into you speeding up.

Still a delightful mix of serious and a bit goofy during sex "Ohohoh~! Holy fucking shit!"

When he's more comfortable he'll probably confront you directly for his wants. "Whoever wins tops" he says putting a board game in front of you abruptly.

If you do cheat he will deny having sex outright tho

Nothing sexy like orgasm denial just straight up denying sex maybe for multiple days depending how pissed he is. You only get orgasm denial privileges when you play rightfully and you try to distract him in the game because it's only fair then

He's secretly not really so secretly a pervert his eyes widening cartoonously if you wear a skimpy outfit. Looking over your body secretly whenever he can (it's very obvious)

I feel in my heart of hearts that he is a thighs guy and he wants to be crushed by your thighs so badly

Dunk Shuttlecock

Let's just say it up front and right here you have to tell him if you want sex. He will not and won't catch on to hints or innuendos

His mentality on sports is similar to the mentality he has with sex. He just wants it to be enjoyable doesn't matter how fast, slow, intense, goofy, as long as your both having a great time

Tho if you ask him to give you it to you rough oh he sure will but the chance of you accidentally getting a bruise from it and him apologizing after is higher then maybe preferable(depending who you are) but it's a small risk for a unbelievably great time

However regularly he still has pretty good pace at least enough to make you a little weak after

His stamina is crazy willing to do like 3 to 4 rounds if you're up to it of course. He'll makes sure not to exhaust you too much taking decent breaks in between rounds to get yourself prepared

He's doesn't take sex not all too seriously grinning like a goof, and sometimes giggling

If you're the ticklish type he would definitely tickle you randomly during sex just to hear your laugh

He would be so into funny role play sex. Porno quality stuff as you both try to keep a straight face

Think of stuff you typical would expect like jock and cheerleader, jock and nerd, ect ect. Maybe even a pizza delivery thing too

He's not against a little exhibition. Sometimes grabbing you by the wrist to go somewhere more quiet

Something something shake weight joke

Eats pussy like a champ I know he does. That's not to say he's not good with a dick too [insert shuttlecock joke]

Naked yoga into sex. That's it

Quite a big fan of cockwarming while cuddling in between rounds or after sex

He's naturally a top and prefers being top too but if you ask him cute/sexually enough he'll gladly take the back seat

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“You’re doing so good for me, Hector…” (Y/N) says in a hushed tone, their eyes soaking in the beautiful sight before them. They lean down, until their lips are barely brushing up against the shell of his flushed ear, chest rubbing against his as they coo oh so sweetly to him, “My good boy, aren’t you?”

Hector could barely respond with words, he didn’t even hear what they said, his attention tuned into the vibrations coursing through his body like crashing waves. His whole entire face and the top of his chest was flushed bright cherry red, beads of sweat dotting various parts of his browline and neck as he struggled to get his breathing under control. His eyes were squeezed shut, mouth hung open as whimpers and lewd moans slipped into the air with no shame, resonating within the walls for all in the house to hear. 

Embarrassment was thrown far out the window for Hector, for all that filled his mind was more, more, more, more. More pleasure, more of their teasing voice, more of their touch, more of their praise. God, all he could focus on was the vibrating plug lodged inside him, pulsing, pulsing, pulsing and hitting all the right spots deep within him.

The human watches on in amusement, pure desire and arousal steadily building up within the bottom of their stomach, festering and thrashing in impatience. Impatience to ravish him, to push him over the edge, to devour him. But then it would be over so soon. They pushed up from his chest to observe him once more from above, roaming his chest, stomach, arms, anywhere with their wandering hands, whispering words of praise they know Hector isn’t processing. 

How could one so beautiful, one so adorable, see themself as undesirable?

Their fingers itched to reach back for the remote and increase the speed, watch as Hector experiences the rising vibration, watch as he squirms underneath them, his moans increasing in volume as he begs for more. Completely have him at their mercy.

And honestly, what was holding (Y/N) back? A mischievous smile creeps up on their face, remote already in hand as their nimble fingers increase the speed.

And oh, oh…the beautiful noises just increased in volume and consistency.

Hector shakily gasped at the increase of speed, hands grasping at the sheets as his body spasmed, “A-Ah! Mmmm, o-oh my go-d!” His teary eyes shoot open in surprise, erratically moving to different places of the room before they land on the dominating figure controlling his pleasure. His chest rose and fell inconsistently, heartbeat beating loudly in his ears as he watched his lover with glazed-over eyes, affection, adoration, desire swirl all within him, as he babbles out his words.

“Please, please, please! Please, my h-heart! Mmm~!” The coil within him tightens with every second that passes, he just feels it, it’s within his grasp! But he would never dare doing something without the permission of his lover. They control the strings after all.

You didn’t have to clarify what Hector was asking for, his body was screaming it after all. A shiver runs down your spine at the thought of getting him right, just righttt at the very edge, and stopping. Turn the switch off and just tease him by grabbing the base of the plug and gently thrust it in and out of him. Listen as he whines as you edge him...

Mmm…another time.

His hips buck into the air, globs of pre-cum running down his neglected dick as he continues to beg, begging to cum as his whimpers increase in frequency. Literally putty within your hands. You reach a hand towards his dick, moderately stroking it, rubbing at the tip with your thumb as you laser-focus on his face.

Hector won’t last, the coil is so so so tight, it feels like he’s about to-

His vision blanks out, absolute euphoric pleasure ripples through his body. Everything feels so fuzzy, yet clear at the same time. Hot. It's so hot in here. His body spasms wildly, cum spurting out the tip in massive amounts, beautiful moans spilling from his bruised lips. Man, you’re gonna have to apologize to all the objects in the morning. You continue to stroke his dick, turning off the toy, as you wait for him to ride out his orgasm, smiling sweetly at him.

He doesn’t know how long it was, but when his vision returns and his mind isn’t mush, Hector knows this experience has ruined him in the best ways possible. No longer will his hands suffice no more, no. No, it must be you to bring him to his climax, to press his buttons, to tease him into oblivion. 

Though, now he’ll have to double his efforts when he is the one to pleasure you.

“Such a good boy, doing so good for me.” They coo, kissing all over his face—his cheeks, forehead, nose, lips, anywhere they could reach. He melts underneath their affection eagerly, mustering a weak smile. “My heart, you truly are the only one for me..” 

“As you are for me, my love.” They plant one last kiss on his lips, before shuffling over to the bedside to grab a cloth and a bottle of water. He takes the water gratefully, chugging it down as (Y/N) carefully wipes away the fluids and gently pulls the toy out. The spikes of overstimulation brought out soft yelps from him, but was quickly met with soft apologetic kisses. 

At last, they shuffle underneath the blankets, limbs entangling with one another as sleep ebbs at Hector’s mind. Right when he was about to fall into the world of dreams, he’s snapped awake by a sudden realization.

“Oh god! I totally forgot to return the favor!” (Y/N) simply laughs, merely pressing a kiss to his cheek, coaxing him to lay back down.

“Relax~ I don’t mind. And besides..” They lean in close, right beside his ear as they murmur, “I have some ideas for next time~” Hector’s face flushes, averting his eyes from theirs.

“Oh.”

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