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“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story

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If you ever miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22, because 4:22 is 4:20 too

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Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

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MOOOOOM

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List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

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Good news, everybody

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remember the first time you heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds back in 2012 and you were so shook that you heard your bones rattling around inside your skin

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That “can you read that text” or “open that snapchat for me” kinda love. That wanting to hold hands even if you’re in the front seat and their in the back seat kinda love. That double, triple, multiple text because you keep thinking of things you’re obsessed with about them kinda love. That “I’ve been hurt before and really wanted to give up, but then I found you” kinda love. That taking more pictures of them than yourself because they are so fucking beautiful kinda love. That “I saw you in my dreams” kinda love. That saving their voicemails so you can always hear their voice kinda love. That “you make my heart beat so fast when I didn’t want it to beat at all” kinda love. Yeah, that kinda love.

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my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

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your 20's: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.

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every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

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a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

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I am not my thoughts, I have to keep telling myself that.

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TJ: You hate me.

Buffy: 

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proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

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the part of adulthood that nobody prepared me for was how some nights you’re like “yknow what? i’m in the mood to cook a full 12-course meal for myself” and other nights you’re like “tortilla chips are basically an entire meal it’s fine”

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We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It