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The real barbie is Y/n.
Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.
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sentimientos de la guerra
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boot kink but not in the let me ride your boot way
boot kink in the sense that i want you to kick me in my fucking ribs
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first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide
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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for
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they need to invent a way out that isn't through
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My gender is an older brother that you once found getting fucked by your dad and all his friends
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older bf who is my dad who is my r☆pist who is my gr♡♡mer who is my owner who is my teacher who is my god who calls me his pretty princess ❣️❣️
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Suck off the hand that fingers you or how ever that saying goes.
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Rainbow Dash passing through Copenhagen airport.
In Denmark.
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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